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Maximus and Kimchi

20092009 views44 comments22 favs

The dogs shit on the roof and then, every two weeks or so, the man in Apartment 311 climbs out the window with a plastic shovel and scoops the shit into a white plastic bag, which soon grows heavy with dung, dangling from his black-gloved wrist.

Body to go

20092009 views44 comments11 fav

I’m squatting naked over the hand mirror, feet cold on the terrazzo floor, looking at my winking arsehole.

A New Kind of Madness

20082008 views2323 comments1818 favs

in my youth I was enamored of the moon—that is to say, lunacyI applauded the bizarre in natureI appropriated the gratuitous from dreamsI drank brashness and frenzy from bookswhat mad things I did!(throwing a bucket of water on the naked couple in the bed)what…

Quarters, Pasos, Arabians

20082008 views22 comments22 favs

Sometime that night I heard one; you get so you know when they’re coming in low down the valley or set up high over the coastals and I was sure about it.

Where Have You Gone, Honey Bear?

20082008 views66 comments66 favs

When I wake up and look to my left, will you be there with me, snoring like an asthmatic bear?

Sidereal

20082008 views2929 comments1616 favs

"...they ran shirtless like pagans under southern stars."

Carnal Knowledge

20082008 views1010 comments1010 favs

He says he’ll have a Bud, too. The woman taps her pencil on her pad, looks at the kid and says, “When?”

Scattering like light

20082008 views77 comments22 favs

He had long since quit listening to the incessant clanging of the bell. He stood, ringing the bell, squinting into the setting sun, nauseous from the car exhaust, his body aching for alcohol.

MY BOYFRIEND WAS A LUNATIC

20082008 views44 comments22 favs

Had I scoured all five boroughs of New York I couldn’t have found a more perfect imperfect object for my affections. Morgan was crazy as a loon, with the common sense of a mackerel and the emotional stability of a canary. But believing love could conquer

Her Dream Princes

20082008 views1010 comments44 favs

They live a simple life..two solitudes by lamplight.

On Work

20082008 views1515 comments1010 favs

From my resume'.

Slime

20072007 views22 comments22 favs

Once or twice he sees her around town when he’s out driving but other than that, I mean, it’s not like he was stalking her, he didn’t know where she went to school or what she did for a part-time job, he didn’t care, he wasn’t interested.

If IT Were YOU

20072007 views00 comments00 favs

author's note: the borgs in this story have been programmed to think of themselves as IT and in speech refer to selves as YOU* Though IT too had ball and socket joints, the Borg could not sit down to face ITs inquisitor. While IT felt the need to clean up the fallen…

Cliche

20072007 views22 comments11 fav

Six thousand dollars was a small price for a man's life. Mario was in the back seat of the Honda with Johnny next to him handcuffed, all tense. Francisco had it on a rap station, the sort of music that gave Mario a headache.

The Little Things

20072007 views00 comments00 favs

Incredibly he began to picture in his mind a scene not related at all to his frenzied search but of a huge plate of apple pie a la mode with the vanilla ice cream melting in streams like cool lava down the side of the pie and off of the plate.

Contagious Blinking

20072007 views22 comments22 favs

He pulls on his wispy goatee and shifts his weight a few times from one foot to the other. That doesn’t help. It rarely does, to be honest.

The Old Man and the Shark

20062006 views33 comments11 fav

The shark’s voice was dark, warm and scratchy, like dying embers.

Snake and Duck

20062006 views11 comment00 favs

Gloomy night slippery as snake and duck.

86 the Conversation: A Side of Flat Screen TV with Your Burger?

20062006 views11 comment11 fav

This couldn’t be a bar; I was with my mother. It took a few seconds for the collision of senses to clear, and I realized the restaurant had not only one, but two flat screen televisions hung in their dining room, and a fake fire blazing in the fireplace.

Tooth Decay

20062006 views11 comment00 favs

The schedule fell smoothly into place: After Imogene went home at the end of the day, Calvin locked the office door, then he and Rosalie marched into the examination room and she flossed him.

When I Last Saw Gina

20062006 views22 comments77 favs

Regina Dawn "Gina" Edwards, 49, passed away June 2, 2006. R.I.P. "Ridge Woman"

Marry Me

20052005 views77 comments44 favs

My mother told me never to trust girls who speak from the side of their mouths. But Kat, with her rainbow bracelets and flat vans, can't speak any other way. A creature of A.D.D. and zip up leather, studded belt and the next No Wave, has mistaken me for the last…

The Man Whose Wife Lived in His Neck

20052005 views2323 comments1515 favs

This is the story of the man whose wife lived in his neck. Every morning, he would turn to her and say, "Hello, Sweetheart. How was your night?" and she would answer, Brilliant! What else?

The Solution to All My Problems

20052005 views33 comments33 favs

IN BOX 12 OF DD FORM 214, the Department of Defense requires a narrative reason for every military discharge. Mine reads: Continued involvement of a discreditable nature with civilian and military authorities.

Madi's Love

20052005 views88 comments22 favs

The depth of her love for Briana could only be heard on the 80’s ballads station fumbling from the stereo in Madi’s car, awkward, just like her smile.

New skin

20052005 views22 comments11 fav

For ten minutes I would have to sit perfectly still on the edge of her bed, thinking of Road Runner and the Flash and wishing I could do anything but sit there with my feet in warm, foamy water.

Source Code

20052005 views1616 comments1515 favs

....the first/ in a long history of indignities.

Blank Future

20052005 views00 comments22 favs

I might as well just keep driving. Past my exit. Beyond my job. Just drive. Until the tank runs out of gas. A blank future is better than this bleak one.

Letter to the Bean Factory

20052005 views66 comments22 favs

The figure was covered in a light blue chenille bathrobe, splayed out on her back on the floor by the glass door, her hair done up in large curlers, a slipper lying askew by her left foot. Richie crouched near the face and the rancid flame of bourbon lea

Clearing

20052005 views22 comments22 favs

Forty years is a very long time to live with someone.Ellen stood motionless at the curtainless kitchen window, staring at the autumnal woods, looking for signs of the various animals that frequented her property. She had done this every morning and every evening since Jim…