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Before the Fall (Pt. 2)

19981998 views33 comments11 fav

Newsome glared at the sleeping woman, slumped over the edge of the hard, metal table, her head settled comfortably into the crook of her arm. Over an hour she's been in that position, he thought. Despite the harshness of the room, the fluorescent lights,…

Can I Take My Gun Up To Heaven?

19981998 views00 comments00 favs

I thought of Ruth burrowed deep in the nest of her closet and quickly jumped into the footlocker. I nearly stopped breathing as he entered his bunker.

Circling '84

19981998 views33 comments33 favs

Other things are on my mind when the Tupperware lady says, "First, let's move your couch over by the door and the table here."

Woman Gives Birth At Cafe, Refuses To Leave Until Latte Finished

19971997 views11 comment00 favs

There was a man crying, walking his dog and a woman drove by on a flat tire They brought coffee to the tables in large glasses on white saucers There’d be long silver spoons with which to stir in strong

Tumbalalaika

19971997 views66 comments44 favs

When the arguing started, their voices would get louder and louder, till they broke into my dreams. That night, I woke and listened in the dark for what felt like a very long time. Perhaps I should have been afraid, but I wasn't. For one thing, they never

Uterus

19971997 views1919 comments1111 favs

I describe mine as uterine-based hysteria or Sex Test.

Aerobics 6 p.m.

19971997 views33 comments11 fav

Dizzy but still alive Inside this conversation I ask if you have a sister And if she'll know me If I'm with you.

Zumba, Meet Depression

19971997 views2121 comments1212 favs

The decision is made. I am going to a Zumba class. What better way to achieve behavior modification than to leave my TV and fuzzy bear slippers behind for some hot Latin aerobics in a strip-mall? I try to pull my hair into a ponytail that will make the two inches of…

Saturday Night at the Yeti Fight

19971997 views33 comments00 favs

“What part of ‘only bettors can watch the Yeti fight’ do you not understand?!”, he yelled. “Either place a bet or get the hell out of here!” I begrudgingly gave him all of the money I had on me, about two hundred, and placed it on Demonio B

Sack of Meat

19971997 views1515 comments33 favs

The Nurse left work at five o’clock, walking down Dekalb Avenue toward Flatbush. He didn’t frequent the bar closest to the hospital, although he guessed other nurses and doctors from Brooklyn Hospital did. But he liked to pretend that he cared about h

To Kill a Deer

19971997 views33 comments33 favs

On September 12th, 2011, the ban on deer hunting became official. Apparently, the hunting and killing of deer had become too cruel. The ban had been a long time in the making. Ever since man began hunting deer way back in the day—somewhere between a fe

Toward a Critique of Everything Existing

19971997 views2121 comments55 favs

You got a lot of people, out there

Biography

19961996 views1313 comments88 favs

There is a price. It's on the back. If you turn it around you'll see. It isn't expensive. Everything's okay.

Jack's

19961996 views1818 comments1515 favs

We're not here for idle chit-chat, or ESPN, or fish tacos.

Anti

19961996 views99 comments55 favs

“What do you call this place?” I didn't really want to talk much in there. For some reason, talking felt too—linear. The words seemed to have a kind of reverberation into associations that seemed somewhat meaningless at the time.”

Dr. Wong

19961996 views1111 comments55 favs

Hippy health food. It all began with Hannah’s homemade granola.

The Art of Madness

19951995 views77 comments33 favs

He had an addiction to elevating himself to higher levels of potential: some would call this ambition.

On The Sly

19951995 views44 comments44 favs

She was a sucker punch.

Prompts

19951995 views1616 comments1313 favs

Write a poem in which your father is a dog and you are his leash.

Confiding in the Airsick Bag

19951995 views33 comments22 favs

In row nine, there was a lady on the window seat. Seeing the potential of space between us, I asked, “Mind if I take this one?” “Not at all” she said as if she hadn't a friend in the world, apart from the poor bastard now sitting in seat 9D.

Men Respond to Women's Tennis Grunts With Armpit Farts

19951995 views00 comments00 favs

An armpit fart is a simulated sound of flatulence produced by creating a pocket of air between the armpit of a partially raised arm and the hand, then swiftly closing this pocket by bringing the arm close to the torso.

The Last Quiet Morning

19951995 views1313 comments99 favs

Things don’t happen here, life is so boring in this little Irish town.

The Night

19951995 views77 comments44 favs

her parents were gone they sat on the love seat side by side saying nothing the longest time

Resolutions

19951995 views33 comments33 favs

Portions of my heart and bones

February Fifth

19951995 views44 comments22 favs

We've worked silence over / Like pros, our best work together.

Root in a Bottle

19951995 views22 comments11 fav

He had expected more -- at least his grandfather's classic Packard touring car.

Summer Reading

19941994 views55 comments33 favs

The summer everyone read Faulkner, I read Hemingway. Out of spite.

A Time for Peace

19941994 views1313 comments1111 favs

When she opens the door, I say hi and introduce her to my friend, a bottle of J.T.S. Brown. She laughs and tells me to come on in before I fall down.

Hard To Know You Can't Go Back

19941994 views55 comments11 fav

The light against the nylon walls of the tent gets me feeling a little down. The air's wet inside, but it's warm. The whole world outside is creaking and chirping, everything that wakes up with the dawn's first tepid blue light does so and starts making n

Phantom head syndrome

19931993 views33 comments22 favs

The Bird King suffers from phantom head syndrome. Ever since his decapitation by a critic, he has felt pain where his head used to be. Sometimes it wakes him in the night. It's so excruciating, he fumbles for a saw. But alas! there's nothing to chop off.He's seen every…