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I pictured myself walking to work while rainbows beamed out of me like rays to the sun. People would stop in their tracks and ask themselves who that fabulous vision walking down the street was. Word of my amazing shoes would travel wide and far across th
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Abundant cream has coated my world.
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What I need to secure from you now are two swears on this copy of Camp Bylaws for the Hearty and True that you won’t let my misinformed intrusion dampen your beginnings.
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Let us now proclaim a new holiday
for ex’s
called X-Day
Let’s throw out weddings
and first kisses
and that old haunted
V-Day (Virginity Day)
X-Day will soon
take over as the major holiday
Tell the boss you’ll be
taking off
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Worldwide, sturdy bells quickly superseded decomposable, and edible, cheese balls as jesters' preferred cap ornaments.
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I don’t read fiction he said dismissively and it was such a profoundly ridiculous denial of something so essential like saying I don't breathe air or I don’t make love or I don’t like music for fuck’s sake that all I could think to say in response
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The possibility for numerous outcomes – the possibility of anything, really – lives on the writer’s page.
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Our illustrious President
no piker himself
has revealed making
5.5 mil this past year
while the rest of us
went bust
He stated he expects to see
men on Mars in his lifetime
Men on Mars?
What’s next, women on Venus?
And now I m
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Old man Hensley was fed up. With everything, he would say, if one was so inclined to ask (which was not advisable). It was his first morning as an official retiree and, if it was…
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Scorpions can be very pushy, and any tortoise hates being called a bigot.
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Marcel was sitting across from me when I pulled the potato out of my backpack. He was small, brown, round; I tried to pick one that didn’t look old or make me look poor. A classless potato.
“What’s that?”
“Ummm it’s a potato.”
“
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To be honest, I've always wanted to be black
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Silverfish, so many
underfoot
in our apartment
that we float around
all over the carpeting
and hardwood floors
without actually touching
down
They do all the
heavy lifting
around here
They clip the dead heads
on the roses outs
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"Excuse me, but are we going to learn anything today?"
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