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So, have you heard
about Tweezer?
It’s an offshoot of
the band Wheezer
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“Evil is not always clothed in scales and horns,” the son frowns, “but it does wear a most unfashionable hat. To continue, what do I offer as collateral? My soul? Or is that too heavily mortgaged already?” The devil named his terms, congratulating
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I tell my wife that for just $36 you can buy a year’s supply of bananas to feed one rat. Or you can buy a “love nest” for a breeding pair of rats.
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Sometimes I have really violent dreams where I smash Libby’s face in with a liquor bottle, a brick, a mounted boar’s head... really whatever my brain makes available to me. I always wake up satisfied.
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It's possible I was having an acid flashback or some kind of semi-conscious when I opened the door of #3.
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They gave Lee a bunch of morphine in the ambulance and he came to vaguely, murmuring shit about God and mermaids.
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With Abletofly you will be able to fly
and the feeling will be overwhelming!
A few warnings and precautions:
Don’t try to drive a car if you experience an erection lasting more than eight hours.
Stay at work. Work overtime. Don’t try to
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My mother said that Corporations are soulless entities run by evil greedy men. I told her Corporations were nothing more than pieces of paper, the real company is made of the people that work there - real people with families, maybe even a kid like me. So
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The calls were going through her as if her whole head had become a wireless receiver. She absolutely did not understand how or why that was happening, but the physical evidence was impossible to ignore.
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to get someone
anyone
to warm up to him
and come out of their
cloaks of uniformity
like the glazed
doughnuts of the
human soul
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One day I was sucking down the HG French Vanilla, and the next day my body plugged itself into some universal energy grid. Like some unseen force had snuck into my body and somehow a biological experiment had gone terribly wrong. The unintended result was
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I spent the whole day at Oliveira's, writing furiously in my notebooks. The words came pouring out. Just before seven, Darrell picked me up. I grew anxious driving down to Parker's studio because it was in a bad area on the border between Oakland
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A bunch of punk lambs
standing around eating lion
at the Lamb Eating Lion Buffet
How can they go on
eating like that
knowing what they kno
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That’s not just a
trinket on her finger,
that’s a rock, a fortress,
a castle. No one
can scale those walls
except Joe Sixpack,
slumped beside her
at the airport.
They’re not a match.
I give it
5 years, max.
Not even.
Joe
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i was jus countin' your heartbeats, Emmie
and you know what?
i think they's the same as mine!
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