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When thinking of the commotion surrounding Wall Street, the serious writer gets very upset.

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The Chair of Rejection

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Our Kodak Moment

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I didn't tell her how deeply a terrible weakness for ginger haired people ran in our family, how fortunes had been lost only because of a red beard, a freckled shoulder of exquisite paleness, or a pink nipple.

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The Book

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First Sex

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Tinpot Love

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