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What if Walt Disney had himself turned into a cartoon?
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A solitary snake, his belly full, stretched out in the sun. His uncoiling swept sand and small rocks to the left and right. Ah, he thought, I have the power to move mountains from my path. See how the lowly earth makes way for my comfort.
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This test should not be a riddle, it's a simple yes/no. The answer should settle curiosity with an image. One line or two, plus or minus. I say something like this, and the customer service rep asks me to hold.Thing is, I know the answer. I'm moody. My breasts feel like…
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Black Panther Founder Bobby Seale has come to Yellow Springs, Ohio—a leafy village east of Dayton-- to carry his message of "the continuing human liberation struggle" to the 2002 graduating class of Antioch College.
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I lie here sleepless and wait for the moment when I will touch...
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I thought of driving over there across town, steering with buttered hands.
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Their mother never teaches them to wipe front to back or to brush their teeth before bed.
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Nobody has been able to use the washer and dryer for over a month now. Our neighbors have gone laundry crazy. They've become suds-a-holics. They wash everything. If it isn't nailed down, they wash it. Outboard engines, peculiar feelings, dominatrix boots, metaphors,…
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We met because I hate the actor Bruce Willis.
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"...leafing through the
SEBRING 100 WALLAMATIC
record selector..."
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They lie down in the prairie grass and clutch each other, imagine dying under fat clouds.
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Dexter is a demon. He called me an over-accessorized hot spot yesterday evening and FYI: he didn’t even kiss me. I slammed the door and left my own apartment. I slept in my car.
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‘Do you know that tables aren’t actually solid’ he said suddenly. ‘I mean there’s loads of space in the molecules that make up wood or whatever. The only reason we can’t push through them is because of the force.’
Nearby the Android called up his light
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Are you there? It’s been so long since I had someone to talk to. Besides Oscar and Wilde, I mean. I feed them crumbs of bread. They’re my pet rats, my only friends. Besides you, of course. How kind of you to remember me! How shall I begin?
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We had them in our bunk beds in the trailer, before Becky fell and broke her neck.
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Just stay at home woman, and do your job /
wash those dishes, mama, its what I pays you for
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Now Carver Smithton has a paunched belly as stout as the beer that fills it. His upper lip is thick, fat and flat like a caterpillar run over by a semi on Highway 17.
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Lupe says stealing is bad whether it's from a Baptist or a Catholic.
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There are two kinds of stupid in the world of smoking. The first kind includes anyone who smokes – knowing well that it is likely to cause terrible pain at a later point in their lives. The second kind includes the people who tell the first kind that sm
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Cary Grant wore women's panties. Not boxers, or even briefs. Panties. He said he wore them because they were more comfortable, according to “An Affair To Remember,“ a memoir written by one of his lovers. It gives you a whole new perspective on…
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"Did you see that?!" exclaimed Judy jerking suddenly from her weathered Adirondack chair.
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Father makes sure the rum is safe, and still down, on his ass, he unscrews the top and takes a slug, and then a second one.
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It’s so hard to get to know people these days. Even the social ones wall you out with politeness. Like jackknives with pearl handles in a display case.
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Was it hope or despair that drove her to walk out the door of the place she had called home for the past twenty years? Did she feel sorrow or relief to leave behind a husband and five children?
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And in the end, when there was nothing left and we all had come to look like whispers, we ate the sun.
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The diagnosis was peculiar, the doctors agreed, / but so was the condition
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sorry I didn't inform you
(missing cap)
about my trip to Spain,
(comma splice)
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I heard the worm
was interested
in the fat robin’s song.
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She slouched on one hip, scribbled on the order pad. “How do you like your eggs?”
“I like them very much.”
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I looked at it awhile waiting for it to cool. She said, "Ahh, go on! - Go on, go on.”
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