1550 9 9
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True story, I swear to God.
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1550148
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155000
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I struck up a conversation with the cricket. We talked about Super Nintendo and cookies and we fell asleep on the boulder. The next morning, I woke up and offered the cricket a donut. He enjoyed the donut thoroughly...
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15501310
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You should never have believed your daddy when he said a man with half a dog was better off than a man with no dog at all.
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1550108
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The best thing about being a cowboy is the cows.
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155050
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She said “I have to go”, he answered with his eyes “Don't” and they stepped closer to each other in the kitchen, a step on the tiled floor, the remnants of their tea cold on the counter top.
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155032
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...Heroin. It helped them get through the tricks and sucked up their flesh.
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154942
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154921
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They were really big, a lot larger and taller and stronger than he was. Sometimes they were holding him, all of him, high up in the air. Sometimes they would have him crawl in front of them. Often they put him into some form of holding cell.
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154941
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Infinite patience, tempered glass hearts—is this what it takes? /
Shatterproof backtrack, slow march through reversals—too, what it takes.
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154931
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The poppers, the Viagra, the chorizo – all had been ordered and all had arrived.
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15491612
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She was as beautiful as flowers in a dream
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154995
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My body feels chilly but it's not from the outside temps. It seems to me it's the opposite of a fever.
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154963
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rockstar, moviestar, literary supernova – burning out before all the planets are declassified.
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154951
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He was choking on the fumes.
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1549117
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I saw it coming from five feet
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154967
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Except where its waves break gently,/
white frothed and reassuring along the shore,
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1549115
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I didn't believe in hiding secrets or broken arrows. So I told my new girlfriend, who in earnest, tried shedding pounds like ugly memories, who glued herself to my shag carpet, watching exerise videos--that I didn't sleep alone. I tried to be as sensitive as possible,…
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154932
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My twin sister Ilene has recently taken up with a man named “Darrell,” who is a member of the Shriner's Fun Korps, a motorized paramilitary group.
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154821
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I don't care much for Joking, which is not to say that I don't care at all for Joking, just that I don't care much. I would say, if I had to say, that I care for Joking about as much as I care for a cousin, not a close cousin, one I have a genuine frien
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154851
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Because he tells her to, she puts on a vintage Easter dress one size too small and sprawls in a circle of light on the dusty floor...
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1548159
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How they all beat the small drum/
of the word within the world
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154810
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If you work with the public, you're stressed. Unreasonable customers. Demanding bosses. Reduced staffing. I love my job, but the workload is tough and getting tougher. What can we do to keep our spirits up?Play Customer Appreciation! It's simple. Assign a point value…
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154810
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“If Sir would observe, the storm welt, a shoe for the big occasion, a shoe that will guide sir through the dismal passages, a shoe that will roar in the face of adversity and …”
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154822
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Beautiful boy! I am doomed / to have attended your presence; / time consumes us, but you / have changed so little...
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154800
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That Orndoff! I'd like to shove that pipe of his up his arse.
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154830
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154800
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Since when has it become a crime to walk about a neighbourhood? No one will ever convince me that it 's okay to follow, harass, or approach any unarmed person with a gun and shoot them.
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154864
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I pull into the parking lot and see a group of roosters squawking and trying to overturn an ‘87 Pontiac Bonneville that's caught fire. They're pouring whiskey down their throats. They're weeping over a bag of economy sized frozen breast fillets.
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