Most read stories

Presley of the FBI

16821682 views00 comments00 favs

"You look awfully familiar," said one of the corrupt oil company execs to the dark-haired man with the sunglasses and big sideburns.

Love Me Like It's Midnight

16821682 views1010 comments77 favs

We are young That’s all we’ve got We take drugs We smoke pot You got mugged And I got shot We are young That’s all we’ve got I want you to love me like it’s midnight Midnight, midnight Yeah, your mama wants you home But she knows

Letter to a Lost Friend

16821682 views77 comments66 favs

I keep attempting to start a correspondence with people / but they end up not being interested in me, / either that or I scare them away / because I usually begin with: / “Well, my favorite philosopher is Hegel..."

Raft and Rag

16821682 views77 comments77 favs

A new philosophy stirs in its surgery.

My Own Skin

16821682 views66 comments22 favs

Chubby. Plump. Pudgy. Portly. Bulky. Buxom. Rotund. Ample. Hefty. Corpulent. Zaftig.

My Poetic Nemesis

16811681 views44 comments33 favs

Except for the bathroom stalls—you know the one that goes “Here I sit all broken-hearted”—the only poetry in the house is composed by Hazel, recited to her fawning sycophants.

Learning to Love Your Permanent Stillness

16811681 views11 comment22 favs

["GET UP, GET GET, GET DOWN ... 9-11'S A JOKE IN *your* TOWN!"]

Gaza Suite

16811681 views1414 comments1111 favs

Tender bodies sizzle on the grill.

clutter

16811681 views1414 comments88 favs

am i a coin

A Dream Lay In Wait

16811681 views11 comment11 fav

Roanne hungered. Memory had ruled her forever. Shards really, edged like machetes: daddy, whose fingers had eyes in the dark. Momma, ensconced in the shadows. Inside the church, those pairs of short…

I know ...

16811681 views00 comments00 favs

But here it was, Friday afternoon with Deborah checking MySpace for interesting bulletins or messages before she made some weekend plans, finding a blog from Fred posted that same morning with two simple sentences. "I know. I've known for a long time.

Center of the Universe

16811681 views22 comments11 fav

Confessions of a Closet Hoarder

16811681 views44 comments33 favs

Many years ago I visited a nude beach. I undressed at the car and walked with my companions onto a California beach as naked as the day we were born.

Raymond Chandler and His Wife

16811681 views77 comments55 favs

One day it was boring / to be alive.

The Search

16801680 views55 comments44 favs

“Sixty-seven responses!” Al Edelstein announces at the first meeting of the search committee. It has been just two weeks since Rabbi Feldman dropped dead of a heart attack and just a week since the congregation ran the ad: “Help Wanted: Orthodox Rabbi. Im

The Suicidal Juggler

16801680 views44 comments44 favs

The man wore a bowler hat and stood on an open patch of grass, with a pyramid-shaped stack of baseballs at his feet.

Accidental Discoveries

16801680 views33 comments33 favs

They look like giant golden raindrops, or flying saucers, or peculiar fish out of their element

Spøgelse

16801680 views00 comments11 fav

Chet Baker mourns for you, New Coke mourns for you, Roddy Piper mourns for you, 8-track cassettes of Humble Pie and Bachman Turner Overdrive mourn for you

Toad On Fire

16801680 views55 comments22 favs

“I would like to keep my head, at least for a few more nights. Didn't you say we were gonna have sex one of these days? Isn't that in the manual?”

I Am the Poetic Kiss of Death

16801680 views66 comments33 favs

My poems have appeared in four different publications; three have died shortly after they ran my stuff. Coincidence, or something more sinister?

Wrinkles, Men and Shades of Gray

16801680 views55 comments22 favs

You stand in the mirror. You see yourself. You stand sideways; your profile is always your best. You tuck in your stomach, you stick out your ass but it's the same. You stand face front. You shiver. The mirror adds weight to your already sagging breasts, the wrinkles…

Mutterings

16801680 views00 comments00 favs

That old woman's got to be senile or something. The other day she asked my daughter if I had a "thing about water." Sharon told her I didn't, but then came right in and asked me, "Mother, you got a thing about water?"

Martini Business

16801680 views22 comments00 favs

On Martini Business Nights the rules of decorum were written by Esquire or Playboy.The red bar-side book divulges the secrets brewed with ice, libation and a sleek chrome shaker, because its all about the accoutrement, and technique. Mr Boston said that, NOT James Bond. If…

ace in the hole

16801680 views1010 comments88 favs

hookers are better educated these days

Exit 30

16801680 views1818 comments1717 favs

They meant no harm when they flooded farms in its swirls and eddies

" I Know Bernie, I Can Get You In."

16801680 views44 comments44 favs

* Dedicated to Bernie MaddoffThere was a long line at the men's room.You know,when men reach a certain age,there is an urgencyto their frequent trips.So I saw an opportunityI said:" I know Bernie I can get you in.""Really?," they saidbut I played it coy"It ain't easyBernie…

Hara-kiri

16801680 views44 comments44 favs

unwrapping the gauze from her wrists....

The Glory Leak

16801680 views00 comments00 favs

This is the most frustrating kind of amnesia.

Hyde Confronts Jekyll’s Position on a Current Affair

16791679 views2424 comments1313 favs

I would fly drones with hydrochloric acid sprays/ over their squadrons and watch the disfigurement/ begin. I love disfigurement...

OF ALL 2,000 YEARS

16791679 views66 comments44 favs

OF ALL 2,000 YEARS 10 Point The city after the snow was Medieval, the thousand paths wound as browsing deer. Inside her coat what wild heart. Lethe The beads were rolled-river at her throat, milk blue on a yellow string. I…