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My body feels chilly but it's not from the outside temps. It seems to me it's the opposite of a fever.
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I saw it coming from five feet
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15491310
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You should never have believed your daddy when he said a man with half a dog was better off than a man with no dog at all.
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154952
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That contraption he’d invited her to pedal, somebody oughta market one of those. The closer you got the harder it got, and her feet kept slipping off the pedals. It was maddening.
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154994
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In this lab, where I work 40 hours a week,
live the ghosts of questions asked.
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15491211
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After my vasectomy, I got a T-shirt with a picture of an orange on it. It said "All Juice, No Seeds."
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154900
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Ever since they switched from paper scripts to the little rubber balls branded with code I have been inundated with sickness.
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15481612
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She was as beautiful as flowers in a dream
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154863
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rockstar, moviestar, literary supernova – burning out before all the planets are declassified.
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154822
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Beautiful boy! I am doomed / to have attended your presence; / time consumes us, but you / have changed so little...
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154800
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That Orndoff! I'd like to shove that pipe of his up his arse.
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154864
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I pull into the parking lot and see a group of roosters squawking and trying to overturn an ‘87 Pontiac Bonneville that's caught fire. They're pouring whiskey down their throats. They're weeping over a bag of economy sized frozen breast fillets.
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1548109
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Catherine, after another haunted, bewildering morning wondered if there might be a way to hide from her nightmares. Was there a way to trick them? Shouldn't she try? She drove over the bridge, something she didn't often do, to buy…
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1548108
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The best thing about being a cowboy is the cows.
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154867
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Except where its waves break gently,/
white frothed and reassuring along the shore,
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154843
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154843
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The Rapture comes and goes unannounced in carbonated soda bubbles spicing the air.
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154832
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My twin sister Ilene has recently taken up with a man named “Darrell,” who is a member of the Shriner's Fun Korps, a motorized paramilitary group.
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154721
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I don't care much for Joking, which is not to say that I don't care at all for Joking, just that I don't care much. I would say, if I had to say, that I care for Joking about as much as I care for a cousin, not a close cousin, one I have a genuine frien
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154720
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The location : Vic's Seedy Space Bar. No, that's not just a description, that's the real name.
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154721
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Sure my man. Show me the token I’ll show you the slice.
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1547159
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How they all beat the small drum/
of the word within the world
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154700
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I struck up a conversation with the cricket. We talked about Super Nintendo and cookies and we fell asleep on the boulder. The next morning, I woke up and offered the cricket a donut. He enjoyed the donut thoroughly...
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The catchy tune and cloying lyrics/
nonetheless etch their patterns
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154742
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Our dinner was over and we regretfully had to leave the restaurant. She leaves with enough shopping money for a few weeks. He, getting the rough end of the deal, has charged more money to his credit card at 19% plus cash withdrawal fees. So I ask myself
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154741
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"His middle name is Valentine, and when asked about it, he isn't sure why."
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154653
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"My ex Maxine claimed red wine was the healthy alcohol choice. When we were married and I still had money she drank the expensive stuff, as if drinking Chateau Montrose 2005 instead of two buck chuck made her any less of a wino. She would have been better
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154651
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Because he tells her to, she puts on a vintage Easter dress one size too small and sprawls in a circle of light on the dusty floor...
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