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I Would Make the Worst Cable News Anchorwoman Ever

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I'd laugh, cry, splutter with confusion or outrage. I'd probably say “Duh” a lot, grow pale, flush, and wink at the viewers. I'd furrow my eyebrows, raise one or both, and my eyes would narrow, widen,…

Mobile

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They stand together in the doorway looking at the crib.

Daddy's Teeth

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At night, I wake up, and Daddy's in the bathroom with a hanger in his mouth....

LA Blues

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smells prettier

Nude Body of Gutters

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You lose her. In the vortex of guttered water, her tangled hair entwines. Tornado-like. Her body spinning boisterously at its core. Her name: Izra—the wooden doll with black pebbled eyes. …

Haze

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Just like D-Ray White’s tapping still bounces off the mountains if the right person is listening, Hasil’s hoots and howls are trapped in record wax like a blood-drunk mosquito in amber.

Take the 40 Million Years Without Sex Challenge!

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Scientists have determined that a tiny freshwater organism known as the "bdelloid rotifer" gave up sex 40 million years ago. And you thought the spark had gone out of your marriage.

Old Haunts

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“Why do you write filth?” they howl

Devoured Worship

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This wasn't going to be about her anymore.She tied her strong purple balloon to the neck of the wounded horse. Her skirt and her top felt like armor's breath. The tingle across her scalp felt warm. Small rug scrapes that made her think of her last dog, before she died.This…

Literally Choose Your Own Adventure

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You enter the lobby of the office building tentatively at first - you're a little nervous about this interview, after all - but you recall how spectacular and professional you dressed that morning. Plus you read through the company's LinkedIn profile at least five times…

Hunting CHUD (for the April Fools Day challenge)

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CHUD were everywhere.

The Troupe

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A performance is a series of situations. Each situation defines the characters that are in it.

Breath of Fresh Air

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He lost his patience and began ranting and raving, angry that he had to come home every night and feel like he was being smothered by a pillow. “I can’t make it stop,” she said. “I can’t make myself stop feeling this way.”

Cow

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“He looks funny again,” the twins would say. “Cow looks funny, Mummy.”

When the Well Runs Dry

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and the moon shines on like a silver dollar and coyotes in the desert scream and holler

Blue Line Southbound

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Brazilian girls yammer with their book bags up against my leg.

River Run

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yearning amid the waning

Getting Stood Up

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"Sorry, I need to confirm the results." Sal turned to Paul. "Is it true that you got stood up?"

Cogito Zero Sum

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When you encounter a body laying on the road, drive over it.

Snatch (6)

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"What?"

Biodegradability

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As a boy I fished under the Tappan Zee bridge which spans the Hudson River above New York City.

Snatch 9 (there's been a time lapse)

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Blocks context...

Micro Trilogy

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I start with a morsel of truth, then hide it with lies...

Neactains, Quay St.

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Rarely is Quay Street so clean, Monday in rain, Neactain’s ticking over with Slow jazz and crosswords, Stout and steaming anoraks.

Out of Character

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Co-workers have started calling him Jesus, Manson, Foghat, Doobie Brother, hippie, hipster, Grizzly Adams, Dude Lebowski... there’s really no end to it.

Predator

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Uncounted hens and piglets/ die at my demand. The killing floor// runs red for me. I am/ monstrous to creatures small and great,

Very Short Stories And Pictures Of Ducks

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...the loving and very painful hurt of our daily sustenance

Not by Choice but Circumstance

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With small and fleshy hands/ I scratch at enigmatic stones,

Confession

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stole

Last Bell

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Coward, cuckold, she taunts: So be it. He's not a young man anymore, nor as clever as he once was, or thought.