1769 9 6
|
Hey, how are you? she squeaked.
|
17692520
|
I read my book of names. Over and over again. Our name appeared in the newspaper 254,991 times between 1896 and 1944.
|
176999
|
Requires one of those leaps.
|
176901
|
A blonde girl, her youth evident beneath a cosmetic mask of bruised eye shadow and plum lipstick, claims the seat beside me on a train. A radiant six month-old gazes out from her hip, awe-struck at life, as my own son must have been at that age. I never e
|
176982
|
Once, when he had been married for a year, she sent him a card which said, "If you have seen a cat smoke a pipe, you have got it made." There was an illustration of a big, black panther, standing up on its hind legs, smoking what looked like a big tub of
|
176900
|
You enter the lobby of the office building tentatively at first - you're a little nervous about this interview, after all - but you recall how spectacular and professional you dressed that morning. Plus you read through the company's LinkedIn profile at least five times…
|
176900
|
"Sorry, I need to confirm the results." Sal turned to Paul. "Is it true that you got stood up?"
|
176976
|
I’m supposed to be writing poems but it’s Saturday morning and I’m watching cartoons.
|
176954
|
When we were young and small we played in the orchard. Mom made apple pies and fried apples, caramel apples and apple sauce, apple cider. Grandma’s apple butter recipe.
|
1769106
|
Rarely is Quay Street so clean,
Monday in rain,
Neactain’s ticking over with
Slow jazz and crosswords,
Stout and steaming anoraks.
|
17681310
|
Uncounted hens and piglets/
die at my demand. The killing floor//
runs red for me. I am/
monstrous to creatures small and great,
|
1768108
|
That's demeaning enough, but not as hard to take as the customers. They're all jaded hipsters, thumb diddling smartphone freaks, pretending their online interactions actually count as relationships and that “tweets” are real conversations. It's sad, reall
|
1768127
|
Identification both ways was BooBoo, case sensitive.
|
176832
|
Scientists have determined that a tiny freshwater organism known as the "bdelloid rotifer" gave up sex 40 million years ago. And you thought the spark had gone out of your marriage.
|
176883
|
At the third or fourth discotheque I drink so much I accidentally find myself happy.
|
176853
|
Sometime in the late 60s when I was thirteen I had this paper route for the San Mateo Times.
|
17681920
|
It was a pleasant time, my thoughts were mostly good ones, with little effort wasted on regret.
|
176812
|
“Why do you write filth?” they howl
|
17681816
|
March 16, 2006 My mail, e-mail, and phone calls go from the ridiculous to the sublime. Apologies for the cliché, but I can't resist its perfect applicability: In my mailbox today yet another catalogue of boob jobs in bikinis and an invitation to explore…
|
176895
|
The border crossing at El Paso will soon be arriving. I'm apprehensive about Mexico, all the violence.
|
176863
|
If he had not just decapitated a chicken, he was a man I could have loved.
|
1768128
|
|
176855
|
This may be too religious for you, as at first it was so with me. But I assure you, on my scholarly integrity, I have found the Genesis Serpent’s skin! Yes, that Genesis Serpent--though just a leftover piece of him,
|
176865
|
|
176866
|
At night, I wake up, and Daddy's in the bathroom with a hanger in his mouth....
|
176801
|
And out on that lake that day you yelled “desperation please!”
And I heard “desperate pleas?”
I wondered about first impressions.
|
176786
|
With small and fleshy hands/
I scratch at enigmatic stones,
|
17671211
|
I walked to work back then...
|
176710
|
The separation—the plan—had been a long time coming. After years of fighting and therapy and apologizing and, finally, silence, their marriage was about to die of exhaustion.
|
176785
|
The strange bones of language
wander the room.
|
