Most read stories

Burned by Shoplifting, One Store Turns to a Higher Power

16091609 views88 comments55 favs

Most loss control specialists wear standard rent-a-cop outfits, but notSister Joseph Arimathea and Sister Mary Clarus, who wear the grey, white and black habits of the Precious Blood Sisters.

Disappearing Dirt

16091609 views1212 comments1313 favs

The mulch vendor is a crook but we have no choice, not with the shortage of soil. Have to guard the stuff, put alarm wires around the garden, leave a friend in charge to spot the thieves if you go away overnight. If you…

Undercover With the Weird Religious Divorce Rules Unit

16081608 views22 comments11 fav

An undercover agent posed as an Orthodox Jewish woman in a sting operation that led to the arrest of two rabbis for kidnapping men who refused to grant divorces to their wives.

Jonesy's Rhino

16081608 views00 comments00 favs

After Jonesy entered the bear habitat, he walked up to the biggest bear in the group and punched it square in the nose. The bear was visibly startled. I mean, bears don’t get punched that often. And there’s a reason: bears are ferocious animals.

Plucked

16081608 views1212 comments1111 favs

I walked to work back then...

Adam, Eve and the Indie Author

16081608 views77 comments55 favs

In the beginning was the Word and the Word was God. What on Earth does that mean? What the hell? Earth, hell, heaven, they were good concepts. He took a rib out of Adam and began to write with it.

Take Out

16081608 views11 comment00 favs

You're stupid drunk. And not feeling so good. You know you should stop doing this. But what else is there to do, especially since your brother went in? And now Roberto's gone to pick up his lady and left you alone, empty. Couldn't even drive you home. You don't…

The poet. Pt. 3

16071607 views99 comments88 favs

I think I remember now why people write poetry.

Linear Critic

16071607 views1111 comments88 favs

8) An exercise online calls for the first sentence on page 45 of the book nearest you as a suggested description of your love life. The book 9) nearest me still is _The Quarterly_, 1, spring 1987, that I have on my desk in preparing to write an essay.

bird

16071607 views1212 comments1212 favs

Your mother is a great and dying bird. Once, she tended her grand feathered nest. Once, she preened.

Ages One Through Ten

16071607 views66 comments66 favs

Age Eight: Custody battle. Reassure your worried mother that it’s alright, this will give you something interesting to tell your children one day. Until now, life has been very vanilla.

Where is Love?

16071607 views22 comments11 fav

I didn’t always have this metal thing poking out of the top of my head. I used to be a self-respecting farm animal amongst a barnyard of toys, but then the kids grew up.

New Year's Eve

16071607 views55 comments44 favs

Quail looked up at her. Unsmiling, challenging. Lemme just go wash my hands, he said. She closed the door, bolted it. You won’t need your hands.

Cinnamon Doughnuts and a Neenish Tart

16071607 views22 comments33 favs

Mr Robertson chuckled gently as he caught the aroma of freshly cooked cinnamon doughnuts and watched the oil leave its fingerprints.

Childish

16071607 views00 comments00 favs

woke up to the sound of a diesel looked out the window to see i’m not home outta bed to see if you had called not a damn thing on my phone

Wet Work

16071607 views99 comments88 favs

blinking out

blink

16071607 views66 comments55 favs

far from this time

Now

16061606 views22 comments11 fav

‘Miguel! A pint of Guinness, please!' I might as well have asked for his mother's immortal soul. A smile as benign as a stiletto. But he served a clean and tidy pint.

My Expiration Date Approaches

16061606 views2020 comments1414 favs

the doomed, but splendid, first year GT40.

Rwanda Suite: The Congo in Me

16061606 views88 comments88 favs

I scratch a red welt onto the inside of my white knee. The knee itches like crazy. Pain too, down to my bones. The Congo calls.

Our Graves

16061606 views55 comments44 favs

But no matter how we died, we all end up here, in the Meadowlark Children's Cemetery.

From The Chronicles of His Demise

16061606 views2121 comments1111 favs

I am not the wind./ I am a stone eroded by the wind

I Have a Hard Time Having a Good Time

16061606 views88 comments33 favs

At the third or fourth discotheque I drink so much I accidentally find myself happy.

Shaken But Not Stirred

16061606 views22 comments11 fav

It happened right after I had taken my Uzi to work, retrieved it from my Brooks Brothers briefcase, and fired it upon my desk and its assorted discontents, their paper lives bunched together by clips and notary stamps of approval, now set flying and free. I then walked into…

The Troupe

16061606 views77 comments55 favs

A performance is a series of situations. Each situation defines the characters that are in it.

gravelortian part 9

16061606 views33 comments33 favs

Unhook the newsfeed

A Desperate Tweak

16061606 views00 comments00 favs

I have two of those hand exercisers jamming the tray and keeping it locked in place

The Backseat

16061606 views55 comments22 favs

I always sat in the backseat of the Dodge when my Dad drove, never in the front seat beside him. It was safer there when he ran over the dogs that wandered onto the road.

All Seeing

16061606 views22 comments22 favs

Our Core Values define evil as the concealment of information. And those who conceal information are evil.

Forging

16051605 views1818 comments1313 favs

Taken by agents of the United States of America, Felix Six-Killer grows up at the Carlisle Indian School near Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love. His hair is cut and oiled. His shirts are starched and creased. For months he is startled to find himself seated for…