Most read stories

OUT

16731673 views33 comments22 favs

All I wanted was to love her.

The Wolves of Night Time Wrinkle Their Noses at the Thought of Running Towards the Sun, But Do it Any Ways

16731673 views33 comments22 favs

Jesus was a cancer survivor and possibly a super nova.He ran with the Wolves of night time, with the women of the paleolithic era and hunted for meat when the blood didn't drip to their feet and create veritable red shoes like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz.I am no longer in…

Lizard (Valentine's Day Massacre)

16731673 views1313 comments66 favs

I travel over your body with small feet, reach your heart.

Shaken But Not Stirred

16731673 views22 comments11 fav

It happened right after I had taken my Uzi to work, retrieved it from my Brooks Brothers briefcase, and fired it upon my desk and its assorted discontents, their paper lives bunched together by clips and notary stamps of approval, now set flying and free. I then walked into…

What is your favorite body part?

16731673 views66 comments11 fav

Hideki likes the uncomfortable face one makes when trying to "break wind" after eating too many dried potatoes.

The French Revolution

16731673 views22 comments11 fav

Judith was a bed wetter. Judith was a first-year college student and she was embarrassed that she wet the bed.

Too Fast to be Fat

16731673 views22 comments00 favs

As it turns out, hypertravel is surprisingly slimming.

The Blonde With a Sweet Pair

16731673 views77 comments55 favs

Long, elegant, with a touch of arch,

Key West with Poo and Company

16731673 views00 comments00 favs

Excerpt from Flamingo …

Blind

16721672 views55 comments44 favs

My mother saw the Devil everywhere, even in my dance teacher, with his black leotards and chest hair like bean sprouts. "You're flamingos," he'd say in class when we balanced on one foot; when we lept into the air, "Now you're panthers!" I pictured him in a dark robe,…

Today: Journal, July 21, 2007

16721672 views1414 comments77 favs

Sex is a sad reason to be alone with someone.

An association game with the word 'guilt' (or how (not) to die inside)

16721672 views55 comments22 favs

The past operates with incredible gravity. Powerful, efficient, deceptive. Thin, sleek cords sent out by it attach themselves to your back, your legs, your buttocks, the back of your head. Resist. Walk. One leg after another. Easy does it, like a baby. Do

Victoria Gate

16721672 views44 comments22 favs

Maybe she was crying before she got on the coach at Marble Arch, settled in the seat across from me, but by the time we reach Victoria Gate, tears stream down her face, mouth open to receive her own sacrament.Indian, ageless in tasteful floral, a blue sweater despite summer…

A Piece of the Sky

16721672 views22 comments11 fav

For the briefest moment, she was part of the sky. She hung there. Frozen. Suspended. Arms outstretched. She thought maybe she could take off flying, if she strained against gravity hard enough. She would soar into the pale blue until she reached the clouds. They …

Consuela, Your Love Chaperone

16721672 views22 comments11 fav

he took me hostage as I came out the door. Nelson took me hostage and we went back to his parents' house. They were gone crappie fishing so I had to spend the whole weekend alone with him. I didn't have anything lined up for Saturday night, so it wasn'

The Department of Lost Dreams

16721672 views44 comments33 favs

You would think that a department responsible for recovering readers from falling into the illusory realities of their books would merit an office in a less obvious state of disrepair.

Beyond the Brown Paper Bag: Baggers & The Bagged Items

16721672 views33 comments22 favs

[THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN EDITED FOR CONTENT, AND TO RUN IN THE TIME ALLOTTED.]

Burned by Shoplifting, One Store Turns to a Higher Power

16721672 views88 comments55 favs

Most loss control specialists wear standard rent-a-cop outfits, but notSister Joseph Arimathea and Sister Mary Clarus, who wear the grey, white and black habits of the Precious Blood Sisters.

A Desperate Tweak

16721672 views00 comments00 favs

I have two of those hand exercisers jamming the tray and keeping it locked in place

What the Bay Broke

16721672 views00 comments00 favs

This summer they had reached their fifth anniversary, the landmark they’d dubbed the Bacchanal year. Instead of exchanging gifts made of wood, they’d bought expensive wines and champagnes and emancipated their bodies of clothing for two straight days. The

Happy Columbus Day

16721672 views1414 comments1010 favs

Oh to be young and vigorous.

Your Move, Blattarian!

16711671 views77 comments66 favs

Scavenge at that address only if you feel possessed of great courage, a profound faith in resurrection or reincarnation, or an impatient desire for a premature date with certain death.

Rush

16711671 views1010 comments66 favs

Rush had a black eye and a bucket of dirty water. Look, a baby turtle he said, like that explained everything. Yes, I did lack a turtle so thank you for disappearing for three months and returning with a goddamned turtle. His weird homecoming gift took my…

Off Day

16711671 views77 comments33 favs

The world is having an off day. The sun is now lavender in color, soft on the eyes, and we stare at the new sun all day without ill effect.

Failed Restaurants

16711671 views1616 comments88 favs

Their specialty is the roasted Australian hare, long ears intact, arranged on a bed of sassafras.

Dessert Buffet

16711671 views1111 comments33 favs

“Your husband is an asshole, isn’t he?” he asks.

Black Children Learn Derivatives

16711671 views55 comments55 favs

The white faces of the train look up in an attempt to satisfy presumption, smoothing out any interest into glassy eyed gestures toward looking but lacking the very important quality of sight.

Fade

16711671 views77 comments44 favs

I can take you away, away, away.

Measures

16711671 views1010 comments66 favs

Blending in at a rock concert in ballet flats was harder than I thought it would be. The heavy eye makeup and lit cigarette I never brought to my lips put me somewhere between “Trying Too Hard” and “Bless Her Heart.”

Devoured Worship

16711671 views66 comments22 favs

This wasn't going to be about her anymore.She tied her strong purple balloon to the neck of the wounded horse. Her skirt and her top felt like armor's breath. The tingle across her scalp felt warm. Small rug scrapes that made her think of her last dog, before she died.This…