by Jerry Ratch
I don't know what to do with all this money flowing from my books.
It's burning a hole in my literary pocket.
Wonderful Jerry. Just wonderful. On a personal note, my wife keeps asking me to donate some of this book money. It's taking up too much space in my house.
Made me laugh.
Saw this at <a href="http://letrascaseras.tumblr.com/post/15706995219/my-literary-pockets-by-jerry-ratch">Letras Caseras</a> and liked it there, too. It's every writer's commercial wet dream come true.
Good one Jerry! I have found that lighting my cigars with hundred dollar bills helps with the clutter.
Give it to me.