Recommended stories

Slaloming the Siphoners

18051805 views33 comments11 fav

Hipster-neutral dressed simulacra-person offers a glance and a wave, sudden as a ping-pong serve, designed to crowd your space and "pal" you but I dodge it — I'm practiced at this.

The Darkest Fruits

235235 views33 comments11 fav

The darkest fruits are the sweetest, as we exit the brightness. And when god stopped us for a moment(a moment I'm not quite sure has ended) we saw those messages none decipher. What was the point of seeing? If we could not even read them, Was it the…

Submission

942942 views11 comment11 fav

Periodically I try to vacuum up their eight-legged asses but they hide in the cable drop.

Who's There?

11611161 views33 comments11 fav

The old man sat in the run-down shack, nursing his lobol-weed tea, and cursing the bitter cold wind outside.

Boba Fett Blues

19071907 views11 comment11 fav

So you want to know my earliest realization that I was just another boob consumer? Trace it back to my Star Wars Action figure days. Fish out the collapsible C3PO from a war-torn pile of crummy Jawas and Storm Troopers, no they're all out of Snaggletooth

Ricky's Condition

12881288 views22 comments00 favs

At first it was just holding hands and talking about Ricky's condition. Then it was leaning into each other on the sofa, Ben whispering my name into my hair, me wanting to put my hand on his thigh.

Beach Bird Bliss

934934 views44 comments11 fav

This day, oh, this day… shoved joy and gratitude in my face, then tossed in beauty and just a touch of grace. A Piping Plover set my sorrows by the side, nabbing morsels when it could, then racing from the tide. Junior Eagle perched…

Spices

904904 views22 comments11 fav

In the tang of winter warm and summer cool,

Elusive Ideas in a Pineapple Under the Sea

10571057 views33 comments11 fav

I cannot find my way back to the bubbling navel of the universe because of Spongebob Squarepants.

The Choice

863863 views22 comments22 favs

The bull had flesh of a deep red that turned black where the massive muscles knotted. Colt thought of the way blood turns black when it pools too deep. There was nothing but muscle, an intricate network of coarse fibers woven tightly and wrapped in a thin

amaryllis

10701070 views44 comments11 fav

On such warm nights when wet sex happens suddenly, please, remember the amaryllis. How they’ll push up out of the ground in August after the first real heat opens the air. I too was born in such weather. Balmy nights when heat lightning beats in the

{Pulgas}

12401240 views22 comments11 fav

Fleas were a constant reminder that humans are food.

Finnegan teoriza la practica de cuerdas

21302130 views33 comments11 fav

Canta el Hombre...canta una canción que guarda una llamada. Está invitando a Dios a venir. Mas cuando canta una canción que guarda el recuerdo de un camino hacia una casa sin muros ni cercado, cuando cada vibración actúa como un minúsculo paso hacia ese hogar sin…

The Men Who Forgot Math and Poetry

14221422 views22 comments11 fav

"They treat us like shit," the mathematician said. "They think they can just take us and electrocute us and drown us."

Key Cutting

861861 views11 comment11 fav

City cars packed with eyes

What Old Tamber Had to Say

12301230 views22 comments11 fav

“They say she lives alone out there.” “What, like out in the woods?” “Not like way back in a cabin or anything, but in a little house out there off the road. I'm not even sure she has a car.” “What, does she…

Fargo

11071107 views22 comments22 favs

“What does it feel like to run, Thomas?” I yelled across the field. Thomas was so fast. I would never catch up to him. Even if I could run. He was so fast. …

Babies

15571557 views22 comments11 fav

“Your brain, your brain tries to make sense of things like this, specially life-threatening weird shit, so in my mind the grass was on fire and driving out swarms of invisible bees that were stinging us to death. Invisible killer bees. You don’t shoot be

Can't You Tell When I Get Lonely?

12491249 views33 comments11 fav

“Can't you tell when I get lonely?”, she asks. “No”, I say. It gets awkward because she wants me to know when she gets lonely. I don't give her the attention she wants without realizing it. She moves away and stares at me for…

The Long Fuse

15021502 views11 comment11 fav

I have heard the very people who make me talk as if explosiveness is something to flee. And I agree. If you are not designed to destroy, you should stay far away with me. I was packed with the desire to fall apart with force and take whatever stands near me with me. It is…

Smart Bar

13131313 views33 comments11 fav

Everything is painted black that isn’t glass, velvet, neon, or chrome. The club is cold, and the DJ who broke-up with me while I forgot I was stoned is spinning his favorites to an empty floor. Endings have a rhythm. I heard this one coming. I can hear it

Pahk Your Kahma in Hahvahd Yahd

922922 views44 comments11 fav

“Namaste,” I say as I hand the guy his ticket. “The divinity within me salutes the divinity within you. Have a nice freaking day.”

Before the Fall (Pt. 2)

11841184 views33 comments11 fav

Newsome glared at the sleeping woman, slumped over the edge of the hard, metal table, her head settled comfortably into the crook of her arm. Over an hour she's been in that position, he thought. Despite the harshness of the room, the fluorescent lights,…

Dumpster

11481148 views11 comment11 fav

When flash and bang merge you are, according to the manual, in deep do-do.

Spare Tire

903903 views11 comment11 fav

'What now!' he thought, like a goddamn idiot, chiding himself like a fool giving himself a slap upside the head. 'Last thing I need is a shootout!'

The Year in Blogging: More Than Just Sonny Tufts

764764 views22 comments11 fav

1,919 followers in 105 countries come to this site every day looking for breaking news on the number of white kittens promoters are required to provide Mariah Carey at each concert.

The Solace of Olives

658658 views55 comments00 favs

Alone in Eugene, / I sought out / the solace of olives

The Arrival

12171217 views22 comments11 fav

Everybody knew it would happen. It didn’t happen exactly when or how they thought it would, but nonetheless it happened. “I told you it would happen,” a bearded man told his wife.

Phil's Last Stand

14121412 views11 comment22 favs

Phil was scared. Not of his own shadow, but of the three men from ConAgra who'd dropped a duffel bag of green outside his den the week before.

Five Million Yen: Chapter 73

958958 views22 comments11 fav

The pawnbroker sat behind bulletproof glass at the rear of the display area, a veritable potentate of hope and cash, exchanging expendable items for derisory cash.