Ul Fas Spe Rea Course
Blanka and Edmundo inhaled books by the truckload and even that was not enough. So they participated in an ultra-fast speed-reading course based on the Hi-Re method.
After three days of intensive training they completed the course with honors.
As a special prize, they received the longest novel published in the last three years, which had as much as 24 pages — “In Search of a Lost Parenthesis” by the R-syndicate writing quartet.
Blanka read ultra-fast:
“Bro po giv flo . By ass ass fuc kwa dop — No, . , con is a pro rod ban trans rap bit Ove! … -- ? If kle bio hon Ja where ha ye whe grog or. . R kli rot e ter. ,”
Edmund read ultra-fast:
“.Ass - ;fuc gav fas no I will fu fuc fu her he wen fa, ha! Ha! Thes pon — fu co soo sa by fro. Sle in sla Eas the my you pen. One con ex bla . No!!! Wha?”
Blanka said:
“I have to say, this is an incredible book. It keeps you in suspense, the characters are so vivid, dialogs — precise, and the narration — first class.”
Edmund said:
“I totally agree. This must be probably the most fascinating book of this summer, and not even probably. Totally.”
After three days of intensive training they completed the course with honors.
As a special prize, they received the longest novel published in the last three years, which had as much as 24 pages — “In Search of a Lost Parenthesis” by the R-syndicate writing quartet.
Blanka read ultra-fast:
“Bro po giv flo . By ass ass fuc kwa dop — No, . , con is a pro rod ban trans rap bit Ove! … -- ? If kle bio hon Ja where ha ye whe grog or. . R kli rot e ter. ,”
Edmund read ultra-fast:
“.Ass - ;fuc gav fas no I will fu fuc fu her he wen fa, ha! Ha! Thes pon — fu co soo sa by fro. Sle in sla Eas the my you pen. One con ex bla . No!!! Wha?”
Blanka said:
“I have to say, this is an incredible book. It keeps you in suspense, the characters are so vivid, dialogs — precise, and the narration — first class.”
Edmund said:
“I totally agree. This must be probably the most fascinating book of this summer, and not even probably. Totally.”
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Author's Note
Fast reading and what happens afterwards.
Other stories by Piotr Kowalczyk
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Fun, though I clearly need to take the course, since the translation was beyond me. Reminds me of the Woody Allen Joke:
I took a speed-reading course.
By the end of it I read "Moby Dick" in 20 minutes.
It's about a white whale.
love this. i think it is quite deep, deeper than it seems on the outside. the obsession with saving time, speeding up, shortening has bothered me for a while even though i'm addict just as the next one. i'm also extremely fond of the title.