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still curious of the taste of eggs finally licking my plate

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“I was looking for the review of the Alvin Ailey dance company when I noticed something in the sports pages,” says the 300-pound center. “All of a sudden it hit me–I should have been playing football."

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just wondering what one does when age and job skills narrow one's career options

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Denouement

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No one has the right/ to script how someone dies.

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As soon as I got the suspenders adjusted I felt different. I felt like Wilfred Brimley.

Kai (excerpt)

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Kai,
 
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As a boyfriend, he knows that such A.D.D. insensitivity could be considered a major liability in the eyes of most girlfriends, including his.

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An infested, indifferent universe . . .

Carrion Flower

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Double or Nothing

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Winter White

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She was seeing a new psychiatrist because her old one had died and she resented having to see any psychiatrists at all but needed medication for depression. This one was blonde, blue-eyed with a Russian accent. From the way…

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Devour my horror, embrace it as yours

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I've always been a sucker for a pretty face. It's unreasonable sometimes. Yesterday, in the middle of nowhere was a house that might have seen better days in the dustbowl of depression era Oklahoma. Two Australian Shepherds launched from the rickety porch. It was clear…

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It started like this: just him saying, "Nice to meet you, Marie," and me, while I just said his own name back to him, at the same time thinking, "I want you to take me to a hotel room someday, Frederick. I think I’ll like the way you’d make me feel...