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It's as if the house knew I was relinquishing my hold on it.
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I had to go to
the lost and fondue.
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He got tired of the pool party, the chit-chat, the suburban posturing, and he decided to swim home.
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There is a push-up on the ceiling. I don't know how to get it down. I've tried hitting it with a broom. That just made it blow steam. I asked my wife, did you do push-ups on the ceiling? She did. Why? It's easier up there. The cat doesn't bother me. Well, you left…
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I grew up in Detroit, and even though I haven't lived there since I was 18, I'm still a Michigander at heart. I'm also a (retired) bankruptcy attorney.You can probably tell where this is going. I own a Detroit municipal bond. It's a sewer bond, which means…
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The last time Cyrus rode in a train’s passenger car, he came home a dead man.
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86500
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You’re wife’s as ugly as a bitch coyote/And you ain’t half the man of Truman Capote.
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124466
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Deists try to prove the existence of God. I do not doubt God nor evidence of the existence of Jesus nor Jesus' miracles. I merely wish there were more people like him
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139400
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Besotted by an overload of scotch, Ben’s brain barely alerted him to loud knocking at his door.
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At the company luncheon, the dessert course came first. The servers were tense and unresponsive and we knew something was off. After the pudding or mousse came an undressed salad. Several minutes later came dressings — balsamic, ranch — with ladles.…
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anxiety
said Kierkegaard
is the dizziness
of freedom
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It is claimed we choose/
conditions of our servitude.
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Life is easier for the handsome. /
They are more pleasant to deal with.
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The shit just doesn't want to come off.
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the strength in you i envy/ leaves me naked, sweating in the dust/ while you possess what ethic i pretend to have/ in the face of those who expect from me/ so much more.
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My brother was the catcher, and we were having sex. I was waiting to be scared. In our act, he would swing upside down from the bar, hanging by his knees, his arms extended, and I would fly into his chalky grip.
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I never thought that I would be
here
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didn't know how to do it
just tried to squeeze on the teats
didn't know I had to grab up on the udder and pull
Unca Ole laughed
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I can’t take my eyes off a tall blonde with green eyes. I catch her eye.
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I’m starting to feel more interested in my savings account.
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"They measured the lobsters and they were short. But like I said, not by much. If they had any sense they’d leave the poor guy alone and go after the big fish.”
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She has dwindled for the better part of a year, staved off her period, breasts and hips like a warrior. Chestnut strands that danced along candy apple cheeks now surrender to metal pins, her bun severe as an old maid's. Her prominent ears…
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The brain taints everything it brings to us/
with its limited apparatus, its precepts,//
all the things it thinks it knows.
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Beautiful, he thinks, as he taps the ash of his cigarette over the balcony, but this is not good enough.
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alright, alright but not so much of a friendly little cigar-chomping companion-like a friendly ghost! That sweeping hair of longed for sleeping only awaits you once you've drowned too …
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Ben was not a happy musician.
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The mouth is peculiar and so are the shoes.
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pluck me from the charred grate
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I need to get in and out, you say.
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