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Santa's stuck

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Santa’s stuck/you say? In the chimney of course./The lard-arsed ol’bastard struggling

IRON Meditations (thoughts while pressing a clean shirt for work)

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An yet we are all inmates...

The Long Walk Home

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The last time Cyrus rode in a train’s passenger car, he came home a dead man.

Is This Is The End

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Tell them words are math counting forever four letters of truth

So Few Dreams

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So few dreams are the doors they seem.

The True Price of Bed and a Bath

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So it's me and two other girls...

Arcana Magi Memorial Vol.3 - c.4

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Their faces covered in shadow, smiles so relaxing, a tall woman approached her, gently rubbing her face. Her lips moved with no sound, but Sora subconsciously understood what she said.

Jimothy

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Alien meets nicotine

A Word About Everything

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I remember having a beer once And feeling like a minor god And I know in some lie you told Your life began making sense And I also know that the mind likes logic But the heart loves chaos I just hope flies land on the butter of your soul

Brain Cleaning & Repair

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You've been given some really cruel thoughts that are not your own.You've been given some really stupid sets of rules which are impossibleto follow. You can learn to manage for yourself. Remember who youwere before they told you who you were. You've been trainedsince birth…

Seeking...

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I'm subconsciously a sucker for guys who are no good for my self-esteem. Or waistline.

recipe

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secret recipe

Six Tiny Memories

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I took a lover on Ibiza either because he was clean-smelling or because he had a hotel room and there were none to be had.

Illustrated Comments on the Apophatapataphysical Metrics of Cosmic Humor

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(the vast preponderance of dark matter and dark energy discernible in these latter days begins to suggest just how dark the humor of existence is) . . .

from Presence

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facts are facets are / things in the act // the truth speaks softly // as time saying amber / to the enduring sap // words come and go / like leaves like men // we the tree remain ...

Prisoners (edited)

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This cell the sole certainty, all else steeped in mystery. Why should we be here?

taking work home with you

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the sound of ashes/ being poured in the kitchen

Kidz Love Klezmer

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The clarinet and the accordion are brothers, I see. Big, fat men with curly, klezmer hair.

Dada- Age 1

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He keeps saying it, babbles the term like he knows what it means and we wince and interject with mama, mama, mama,

PARK

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Shadows from a star Never too close Never too far

Must Not Be a Working Bird

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I said, “That bird is hungry.” The sparrow was eying both of us At our separate outside café tables As it hopped around looking for crumbs. Then it would look up at us Expectantly.

October

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For a few/ vivid weeks, deciduous shrubs and trees/ will seem to glow like flames and embers

Lawn

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white-gray mounds persist

Little, Big Dipper

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I considered kissing Christian. It wouldn’t be terrible. I mean, it might be terrible, but it wouldn’t be awful. His teeth were a little crooked but he didn’t smell or anything.

Some Splendor In Some Grass

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As they lay in the pasture on a warm summer's afternoon, with the sky blue, the sun shining, he looked across at her, peacefully asleep by his side. How he loved her. Their year together had been one of joy and happiness.He idly nibbled on a blade of grass, remembering the…

Yellow Dining Room (from The New Yorker)

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...you should pick a VERY OLD millionaire. Very old, and NOT VERY WELL...

How I Lost 1 lb Per Day

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Warning: Open and read before making any dumb-ass New Year's resolutions.

Dirty Movies

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He liked to take pictures of her, and she liked to pose. It made her horny, she said.

THE RICH RIVER

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I must have been six years old at that time, but the events of…

Navigation and Perseverance

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“Gladys Miller!” the dog shouted. “Live a little. TiVo it.”