Most read stories

Conditions of a Narrator

17311731 views44 comments44 favs

Moore doubted, perhaps, that readers could sympathize with a man who had killed someone for a cause or a girlfriend who forgave him. Perhaps she felt that maiming is (not) worse than murder. Perhaps she decided that the story should be about that.

Economics

17311731 views66 comments66 favs

Man, I'm not feeling so happy anymore. I tried to tackle my money but it slipped past me and ran out the door. I don't have a clue what to do. I'm hungry and I can't be worrying about you while both of us are trying to snag the same pair of…

Milo

17311731 views44 comments44 favs

I call him a Staffordshire terrier. You call him a pit bull. Some people say he's lovable. Other people say he'll bite your face off without thinking too hard.

The General

17311731 views99 comments88 favs

Where the General is, the world is data and patterns and signatures.

CBGB

17311731 views1616 comments88 favs

Lou Reed was sitting in CBGB, I was sitting on Greenwich Ave. and West 10th street. I didn't know him then and I didn't know him later either, but we were both there.

She Is My Nightmare

17311731 views1313 comments44 favs

her skin the color of honey sugary sweet eyes like long-forgotten pathways to a place I can only just recall her hair in twists and her hands touching it fondling it tucking it back behind her ears as she rubs her legs against each other crosses them at…

Upstairs on Montague Street

17311731 views22 comments00 favs

Benton showed her his old room, a shrine of old posters and records. But it had been cleaned out, made to look like a guest room. “Kiss me,” Benton said. “April.” “That was just a name, so don't get any…

It's Like

17311731 views55 comments44 favs

It’s like drawing with Cesium

How To Write a Poem

17311731 views55 comments44 favs

an EZ How to Guide in 50 simple steps

Badface Investigates - Fighting

17311731 views11 comment00 favs

I’m lying on the floor curled up in the foetal position and about six people are stamping on me. [...] It’s really confusing down here, what with all the kicking.

Swiss Miss Index

17311731 views44 comments11 fav

Rye goods * Cracker brot: best practices * Recipes: never embellish! * Boughten: what to avoid

In Paris, The Sweltering

17311731 views44 comments44 favs

Then dared each other to travel Much further

42 Mirrors

17311731 views22 comments22 favs

What becomes the identity of a woman who has been denied all her rights and thrown into a mental institution?

A Bitter And Unseasoned Business Attorney Makes His Case That "Crazy Heart" Is The Perfectly Nasty Ending

17311731 views44 comments11 fav

In closing, Your Honor:After the interview Bad Blake, a/k/a "Otis" takes "Miss" Jane Craddock back to his hotel, ties her up, and gives her a Cleveland Steamer. For reference, please refer to my Brief, Exhibit A, showing a thespian named Ronald Jeremy…

Short Cuts

17301730 views1111 comments1212 favs

The shop is swarming with little women.

Perdition

17301730 views44 comments22 favs

There existed within them the deeper perdition, of course, the perdition of culture, American culture, the 21st Century suburban version, made up of Strip Malls From Hell.

Neapolitan

17301730 views77 comments44 favs

I wonder how many crumbs he can drop to make a cookie, whole, so I can relax a little and throw out the self help books about how I'm not right in the motherfucking head,

The End of Fun and Games

17301730 views11 comment11 fav

A procession of our somber youth— stoned and stunned and broken beyond repair—viewed the boy carved of putty. The mortician painted him stuffed him, presented him to us, the semi-living.

Haiku Haiku, Fattened Feral Kittens, Hobgoblin Test

17301730 views1212 comments1111 favs

and watch the bird play and squirrel play/ and the twitching of cottontail noses

Dump like no other.

17301730 views11 comment22 favs

Their dump was like no other in the country. It was bigger than the rest. And, unlike their innumerable competitors, this dump—which sat packed with trash on the surf of an ocean—was organized with care.The Elks took pride in their dump. Three…

Lost

17301730 views55 comments11 fav

I can't find my way back to the library. I've heard of this happening, that if you leave even for just one day and for a very good reason, as good a reason as mine, you may not find your way back. Now why should this be so? I do not understand this library. It houses…

Boomer Tunes Pop Quiz

17301730 views1010 comments66 favs

If you're a Boomer, your brain is teaming with decades-old Pop tunes that you just can't forget. The real reason you can never remember where you put your keys? Too many of your brain cells are clinging to every last lyric to “Fire and Rain,” “Free…

Abject Horror of Objects (ELECTRIC DELIRIUM 1.8)

17301730 views00 comments00 favs

Rosey streaks through the city, dragging a flooded umbrella.

Coffee-Stained Fangs (excerpt)

17301730 views00 comments00 favs

I’m not dog-like in any sexy manner, like a Wolf Man who kills livestock and lurks in the shadows on the outer fringes of society, mouth bloodied at the tips, and waking up as a fully functioning human naked in some field. Instead, I lurk among rows of cu

Some Things You Never Forget

17301730 views00 comments00 favs

Some things you never forget, especially if they are repeated frequently. I cannot hear her voice saying those words, now, I have forgotten its timber, its pitch, but I remember the words.

WANT A JEW TO FALL FOR YOU? TRY THESE FUNNY PICK-UP LINES.

17301730 views33 comments22 favs

KOSHER PORN is a new collection of funny pick-up lines just for Jews, written by humorist Sarah Rosen, and illustrated with photos by Tom Stokes. It's based on Rosen's popular dating blog, Porn4Jews. And it's hilarious. Rosen started her blog after a year and a…

I'll be Home for Christmas - 2

17301730 views1616 comments66 favs

Warning: contains sexually suggestive comments.

The Man who was followed by butterflies

17301730 views11 comment00 favs

They hovered and darted but, after a while, they seemed to be always around him. Lapping at him like the mellow waves that stroked the muddy bank.

The Rite and Wrong of Passage

17301730 views33 comments00 favs

My sadistic doctor was the only one laughing . Yes sir, I was officially, cordially, confirmed to meet that Irish/ Russian fellow…Colon Oscopy.

Not Even Know It

17301730 views88 comments00 favs

I remember the man well, though he didn't notice me.Even though a million tiny things happened to cause his hand to brush me away from his neck, he didn't notice. Much like the way his eyes bounced off women's bodies as he hurried down the sidewalk in his blue wool…