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Effie reckons the river her sister keeps asking about, the Great Pee Dee, was named after some Indians.
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I remember where I was when I heard the news. Across my computer screen: FDA demands recall for 2008 — all 365 days.
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At this stage of the game you don't even matter enough to have an asshole.
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can they approve, our/gods in our wallets? only/when we tell them to.
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"Some Purgatory in order, innit?"
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I was out of my element. I was on property that wasn't mine. In a woods with mansions tucked away among the trees.
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“Buy Shoes On Wednesday and Tweet at 4:00” is a new advice book which tells the reader the best possible time to get everything done, from flossing ones teeth to visiting Zanzibar. As a public service, I've used the information provided in that book to create an…
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The stars align against us. Lines of force/
collaborate to push us off the edge/
into the dark abyss we’ve joked about.
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This year we have no need of spring!
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How a breeze feels evaporating sweat on neck and forearms.
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the moon is the pupil of the cave’s eye
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She says he is not a real person. He says he doesn't understand. And that she should be with the dudes who want to be her boyfriend.
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Take shelter from the rain inside the Museum of Sex.
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I wear my gun so it shows,
so everyone knows.
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Her hair’s the color of LA at night
On such occasions when the Santa Anas
Have left the hills bone-dry and burning bright
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Andrew smiled at her while he pulled out his penis. He then held it between his fingers and tugged at it, stretching it much like a rubber band
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The more indifferent he had become towards life, the more she had become towards him.
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The last time I saw Jackson, I didn’t write down the set list. This time I didn’t write down the set list, either.
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In the cool, damp morning, Jeremiah trembled, from the weight of the gun, from fear he would miss.
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Be it a moment of zen, an epiphany, a vision, or even an ill-tempered chinese food inflicted dream, I've seen what's been shrouded carefully behind you… ahead of me.
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It shouldn’t take that long to count/
to six but when the six are cats, arithmetic/
assumes Heisenbergian properties/
as the objects counted defy the count.
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This summer they had reached their fifth anniversary, the landmark they’d dubbed the Bacchanal year. Instead of exchanging gifts made of wood, they’d bought expensive wines and champagnes and emancipated their bodies of clothing for two straight days. The
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The surface temperature of the sun is 9,800 degrees Fahrenheit.
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When I bite into a York Peppermint Pattie, I get the sensation of being curled in a ball inside a cold, dark cave filled with my darkest, most paralyzing fears.
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you are the most uptight pansy I have ever met
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“We’re on our way to gold country to find the American Dream.” No point in mentioning the huge prairie dogs, the ones swarming and screeching beneath the horses in their Hell’s Angel gear and Nixon masks.
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a song jolts my memory . . .
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That year, if you asked Al, was truly the best of times, the worst of times.
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