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Two Hundred Fifty

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For every person who dies alone that way, another twenty try.

An Open Letter For Zombie Rights

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We are what we are, and that is zombies.

Global Arms

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~(+)~

The Alchemist

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A new constellation in the sweet hereafter.

Transgressions

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Once you descend, the third rail/ hums its invitation

the plunge

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Bottom's up, mon cherie. On land, I'll grab mine with two hands. But in water, boy, I'm weightless and turning, a regular fish -- afloat, flopping, deboned.

Waves

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“still watersrun deep” is not my portionborn to make waves Formed from the ocean

I Am Not Like All The Rest: Funny Lines From Online Dating Profiles

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After becoming single at age 62, I joined an online dating site. After a year of perusing profiles and meeting men for coffee, staying single is starting to look better and better to me. But I've stayed on the site, in part for the pure enjoyment of…

A Measure of How Far Behind We Are + Anecdotes from Recent Rambles

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[T]he Thwaites Glacier . . . still exists as of August 2021, though probably with at least five hundred and twenty fewer gigatons of ice mass than in August 2011.

whoosh

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i learned all

This Time

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This time the mountain climber does not attain the summit.

Chocolate Diamonds

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with facets

Purple Lady, Lavender Afternoon

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—Pretty tulips, said the woman.

Safety First

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I am not a gun, but I think I may have pulled a plastic movie trigger in some kind of real world action before, accelerated, pivotal scene, one way or another before, this new frame came into its paranoid view .You see? I am not a plastic water bottle,but I…

You Couldn't Pay For a Review This Good, But I Did

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I’ve previously tried the old-fashioned route to get my books reviewed, calling up editors, asking friends who work at newspapers and magazines to put in a good word for me, stalking . . . I mean, contacting freelancers.

The Shrink

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Did they do it in pairs or all at the same time?

Three Facts

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These are the three facts of my life.

Rams, NFL's Smartest Team, Forget to Make Playoffs

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“I was looking for the review of the Alvin Ailey dance company when I noticed something in the sports pages,” says the 300-pound center. “All of a sudden it hit me–I should have been playing football."

Zeus Takes a Day Job

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That's demeaning enough, but not as hard to take as the customers. They're all jaded hipsters, thumb diddling smartphone freaks, pretending their online interactions actually count as relationships and that “tweets” are real conversations. It's sad, reall

Off the Wall

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[...] in the living room above the fire, someone had gouged a letter A on the wall.

Blue Line Southbound

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Brazilian girls yammer with their book bags up against my leg.

Lang's Dragon

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Fritz Lang. Even before I ever met the miserable son of a bitch, with his monocle and superior airs, I hated him. In person, he was an insufferable asshole.

Geek Love

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We’ve clicked/ and tapped ‘til dawn/ and our exhaustion meet,

The Monolingual’s Regret

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Polylinguists lash me with tongues I cannot conjugate

Birthday Music

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It’s been stored away in the cedar chest since my mother put it there in the early 60’s, well, 1962 to be exact. She was a careful woman, but over these many years the bow has flattened, and the wind-up parts have corroded some from non-use. Oh, the

Love, your daughter

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You gave me all of the power, and none of the power.

Armitage Shanks Checks Into The Hyatt

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I scowl at her through an opioid haze. "Armitage Shanks is my real name." The clerk snickers. "You mum must have really wanted you to be pissed on from cradle to grave, eh?"

Man

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There’s not enough time because we come back to the things we never learn and forget them.

The visitors

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I am a small cottage up on the hill. Every morning, I open my windows and my front door. First enters dawn which turns the walls blue, followed by the sun laying straws of wheat on my table. Inside my cottage the day lights up the dark corners while the lamps go quietly…

They're All Bleepin' Poets, Jack

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Occasionally I will pick up a quarterly— As a budding poet, to do what I oughterly, And peruse the pages for helpful examples That I can crib or use as samples.