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He (after learning of my former occupation as a record store owner): So, what is your favorite band of all time?

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"covered in a sheen of sweat, flowers of salt bloom on my T-shirt"

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After his chemotherapy failed, he went water skiing.

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Everyone at the Bermudez Brothers Combined Shows and Circus held one low opinion or another about Jimmy Dubcek.

Our Love Is Enough

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To stop the world from explodingLike Krypton. It has to be.Like purple flowers we're there on Burnt battlefields. It raises its flag, Too, and continues the march towardThe dreaming sun in spite ofAll the smoke and ash thisWorld has to offer. Our…

C-ing History

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Conjure calamity and calamity comes.

Plastic Jesus in an Upright Tub

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Me and Dale chuck rocks at it.

Inelegant Corpse

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I lay naked on the floor, feet toward the door, so that when my wife entered she would immediately see that leggy thoroughfare, ending at deflated buttocks and chicken-skinned scrotum, and in her repulsion repel me from her life. How wrong I was.

You deserve to be choked around your lying throat and this how it happens, slowly.

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Writing as a form of imaginative hatred

Considering a Career

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1957: Kathleen Eulalie, Widow

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My lipline's retreated since Tuesday. I'll toss those Hazel Bishop reds, (lipstick on shriveled lips rattles men, scares little children) skip Woolworth's cosmetics counter, save backaching, ankleswelling pondering of powders, rouges, …

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the wind mistook your arms for wings

Beachcomber's dirge

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everything moved in circles

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everything moved in circles like the music, the booze and the drugs

The Same

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The bus is late; the papers disappear. The china breaks, and the suit does not fit.

Dreams

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"Is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is…

Take You Me for a Sponge, My Lord?

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Who does that besides Kafka, Arreola, and Steven Wright?

Pirate Ship

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I was a disposable disaster at first, a thousand Light years ago. We sail the seas we're given, and Like all of you I did my best to survive , but that doesn't mean we get To survive it like you. Our course may have blown us Completely…

last light

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whisper to me

Nothing Special

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I want nothing to do with anyone, other than doing nothing with you.

The Optimism Of Despair

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He felt sick at heart, as if he'd just been told he'd been fired from a job to which he'd devoted 60 years of his professional life. And for no good reason; the profession no longer existed. It had slipped into obsolescence, like blacksmithing at the beginning of the…

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Spatter

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Splat.

Carnal Knowledge

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Taking a Bath with my iNuke

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How Filthy the Human Mouth

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Memory and Restoration

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The Page Turner

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Sleep and Poetry

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It’s that, really, nothing else could be Sleep and Poetry, Mr. Keats