945 2 1
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987 3 3
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the world’s biggest poser fags
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1376 7 6
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I’m supposed to be writing poems but it’s Saturday morning and I’m watching cartoons.
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1491 19 16
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My wife thinks I should be committed.
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786 2 2
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I don't mind the Silence of the Lambs
so much.
It's the silence of the library
That bothers me.
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1138 9 7
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Mark Reep is that stepbrother you had a thing for, the one who turned you onto Steve Vai, Stoli.
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1006 1 1
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Jack Krackenthorpe, Director-General of MI-5, sat alone drinking tea in Lee Ho Fook, a third-rate Chinese restaurant in Soho a mile from his Curzon Street office.
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1120 5 4
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Mon wakes up surrounded by trees. The light is grey, the trunks black.How long have I slept? he wonders.He doesn't know which way to walk. In every direction, the same prospect of trees. He looks up at a blank sky. No sign even of the sun.***He starts walking. Slowly,…
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1386 2 2
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So it's me and two other girls...
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1308 1 1
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"So, how did you know my name?"
"I read memories." i said
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1478 4 5
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. . . a visitor from the preceding century would have been aghast to the point of vomiting to behold the regard with which pandas were now held almost universally.
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862 5 4
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Fat, religious, full of himself,
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1364 14 7
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1105 3 2
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What I did I wouldn't call criminal, just stupid. Even my judge, after so many court appointments, didn't understand what had happened. And there's a reason I got out on illegal sentencing but, either way, I paid the better part of a year for it all. I don't want to tell…
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539 0 0
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So many traps for catching female poets have been invented that it is a rare editor who ever really sees one.
H.L. Mencken
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1216 9 8
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It turned out Eel’s brain corrects for imbalance, and he can only feel danger for a moment or two.
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1011 9 4
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As a child I drowned myself in the pages of books, and as a writer I prefer to be left alone with my imagination.
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1455 6 3
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When the world is quiet, all your thoughts demand attention.
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940 0 0
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Once upon a mind-flight
Leary with the tripping became weary
Of the psychedelic travel
Felt the universe unravel
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1203 11 10
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That won’t kill me, will it? I asked. Maybe, the doctor said.
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1147 2 2
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stoned,/ i made the mistake/ of walking to the store across the busy street/ to find myself in the middle/ of the pep-up/ for a basketball game/ or something like that.
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931 8 4
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This soil is bereft, with only mocking water
below, so catacombed in chalk.
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935 5 3
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I didn’t say to eat your keys and parrots.
It was peas and carrots. Idiot!
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1195 3 2
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942 2 1
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The first intimation that something was afoul was when his computer crashed.
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1180 10 5
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I could still feel you like horseradish / in the hairs in the back / of my nose
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1548 0 0
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That Orndoff! I'd like to shove that pipe of his up his arse.
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2271 23 20
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I have bathed in patchouli oil and my heavy hair is lustrous from brushing. I am wearing my gold ankle bracelets with the ruby charms that my love gave me when we had been married one year. My robe is fuchsia silk and under it I wear black satin…
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1006 1 1
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Our revolutionaries
Have evolved into gamekeepers
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1171 4 2
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There was this old guy named Ned. He swept floors. No one knew much about him. He'd been around for years sweeping the concrete floors of the hangar-sized buildings that housed the major mechanical service departments at an old amusement park.
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