1404 2 2
|
So it's me and two other girls...
|
134511
|
"So, how did you know my name?"
"I read memories." i said
|
151245
|
. . . a visitor from the preceding century would have been aghast to the point of vomiting to behold the regard with which pandas were now held almost universally.
|
88954
|
Fat, religious, full of himself,
|
1409147
|
|
113732
|
What I did I wouldn't call criminal, just stupid. Even my judge, after so many court appointments, didn't understand what had happened. And there's a reason I got out on illegal sentencing but, either way, I paid the better part of a year for it all. I don't want to tell…
|
56200
|
So many traps for catching female poets have been invented that it is a rare editor who ever really sees one.
H.L. Mencken
|
125598
|
It turned out Eel’s brain corrects for imbalance, and he can only feel danger for a moment or two.
|
105994
|
As a child I drowned myself in the pages of books, and as a writer I prefer to be left alone with my imagination.
|
150163
|
When the world is quiet, all your thoughts demand attention.
|
96800
|
Once upon a mind-flight
Leary with the tripping became weary
Of the psychedelic travel
Felt the universe unravel
|
12401110
|
That won’t kill me, will it? I asked. Maybe, the doctor said.
|
119522
|
stoned,/ i made the mistake/ of walking to the store across the busy street/ to find myself in the middle/ of the pep-up/ for a basketball game/ or something like that.
|
96884
|
This soil is bereft, with only mocking water
below, so catacombed in chalk.
|
96653
|
I didn’t say to eat your keys and parrots.
It was peas and carrots. Idiot!
|
123232
|
|
98021
|
The first intimation that something was afoul was when his computer crashed.
|
1207105
|
I could still feel you like horseradish / in the hairs in the back / of my nose
|
154800
|
That Orndoff! I'd like to shove that pipe of his up his arse.
|
23122320
|
I have bathed in patchouli oil and my heavy hair is lustrous from brushing. I am wearing my gold ankle bracelets with the ruby charms that my love gave me when we had been married one year. My robe is fuchsia silk and under it I wear black satin…
|
106511
|
Our revolutionaries
Have evolved into gamekeepers
|
120742
|
There was this old guy named Ned. He swept floors. No one knew much about him. He'd been around for years sweeping the concrete floors of the hangar-sized buildings that housed the major mechanical service departments at an old amusement park.
|
85633
|
“Hey! You can’t be
whistling on Greyhound,”
the bus driver said,
looking up
in the rearview mirror.
|
113142
|
|
107298
|
It was cold in the church. The Lutherans were freezing to death. The Catholics brought their winter coats.
|
18142619
|
For my father, my best buddy.
|
146199
|
“Have you ever thought what stars are made of?”
“No,” he said.
The man nodded seriously. “I hadn’t either. Not until I met the Star Catcher. He told me all the stars in the universe are actually coins. Coins! Big coins. Small coins. Different colors
|
135932
|
The Bird King suffers from phantom head syndrome. Ever since his decapitation by a critic, he has felt pain where his head used to be. Sometimes it wakes him in the night. It's so excruciating, he fumbles for a saw. But alas! there's nothing to chop off.He's seen every…
|
738139
|
Our local low rent ice-based superhero said he’d had enough and would check back in early spring.
|
102041
|
His only sibling had passed a few years back and his mother was the only one left of a gaggle of 7 brothers and sisters and their spouses. The turning of the generations, from birth to grave, was always a bit like the tilling of the ancestral soil. A new
|
