Stories by Linda Seccaspina

The Cold Never Bothered Anything Anyways 1332 views
Being Old is No Place for Sissies 1630 views
The Day the Internet Disappeared 1363 views
When Spring Comes Will the Grass Grow by Itself? 1358 views
Cancer Always Calls Collect - Part 1 1262 views
140 Words on Solitude and Being Alone 955 views
The Voyeurism of a Free Faller 1131 views
Cancer Always Calls Collect -- Part 23 --- Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep 986 views
Three Short Slips About Plants 967 views
Ashes to Ashes 1038 views
Bed Bugs are Jumpin' in Thunder Bay 1397 views
Black Eyes, Blue Tears, and Dark Thoughts 1287 views
Suicide - The Failsafe 1265 views
Cancer Always Calls Collect - Part 2 - Dear Santa 1047 views
Cold and Snow Are Four Letter Words 1051 views
Psychics or Ouija Boards - Who Ya Gonna Call? 1082 views
Naughty Alice -- There's No Laughter When You're Extinct 1165 views
I May be Dried Up -- But I can Make You Breakfast in the Morning 1082 views
Cancer Always Calls Collect -- Part 20 -- Stuck on the Pitch of a Roof 972 views
What Day is it? 930 views
Actually I Train Woodpeckers for Al-Qaeda 959 views
The Answer at the Bottom of the Stairs 882 views
Behold the New Day That Allows the Rabbit Hole to Disappear 872 views
The Bedlam of Essence 862 views
The Passing of Odd Fellows ---- Tales From the IV 855 views
We're all Mad here. I'm Mad. You're Mad! 995 views
The Breakup -- I was Always Yours, You Were Never Mine 1115 views
Profiling Robert Allen Zimmerman 1138 views
Cancer Always Calls Collect - Part 13 - Revival of the Fittest 864 views

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Linda Seccaspina

Location	Canada
Occupation	writer
Website	http://social.everythingzoomer.com/profiles/blog/list?user=03kc3qxxnke2n

Books by Linda Seccaspina

Menopausal Woman From the Corn

by Linda Seccaspina

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2012.

Cowansville High School Misremembered

by Linda Seccaspina

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2013.

Naked Yoga, Twinkies and Celebrities

by Linda Seccaspina

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2013.

Cancer Always Calls Collect

by Linda Seccaspina

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2014.

Tilting The Kilt - Vintage Whispers f...

by Linda Seccaspina

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2015.

Flashbacks of Little Miss Flash Cadilac

by Linda Seccaspina

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2015.

About Me

Linda Seccaspina was born about the same time as the wheel was invented and the first time she realized she could tell a tale was when she got caught passing her smutty stories around in Grade 7. After she wrote her own obituary in 2010 when Derek "Wheels" Wheeler from Degrassi Jr. High died, people told her she should think about a career in writing obituaries.

Before she laid her fingers to a keyboard, Linda owned the eclectic store Flash Cadillac in Ottawa. The Ottawa Citizen newspaper labeled her "The Maiden of Death" even though they had no clue why and she has had to deal with the rumours for years.

Linda has published four books and blogs here and there on Bubblews and Open Salon. She has been called the most stubborn woman in Lanark County and has requested her ashes to be distributed in any Casino parking lot as close to any Wheel of Fortune machine as you can get. But since she published her obituary, most people assume she's already dead.

Linda writes for Lanark county's arts and entertainment newspaper TheHumm and for Florida's own Screamin Mama's magazine.

New books from Linda soon:

The Titled Kilt- Vintage Whispers from Carleton Place (March)
I Like Cake! - "Flash backs" of Ottawa's Little Miss Flash Cadilac (summer 2015)

Why do you write?

I write therefore I am.

Any favorite authors? Books?

I read everything that interests me- I shun nothing. I have been known to read the complete set of "Sweet Valley High" when my sister was dying from cancer. I read what makes me happy and apologize to no one.

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Linda Seccaspina – Mar 18, 2013

Thanks Marcy

Marcy Dermansky – Dec 15, 2012

Welcome to Fictionaut, Linda. Hope you enjoy it here.

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