by Jake Barnes
At the funeral somebody says your mother was a good Christian woman, and you say, well, nobody's perfect.
Maybe she would get married and have a baby, she said. Not with me, I said. She said she didn't mean she was going to have the baby with me.
I tell the shrink that my girlfriend ran off with a Berkeley student and his wife. I tell them that am curious about what they do in bed. Do they do it in pairs or all at the same time?
My friend says there's some kind of a bug that bites its mate's head off after they have sex. I ask him which one gets decapitated, the male or the female. The male, he says. I tell him that figures.
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Dedicated to the kind folks who responded to my last post.
Biting off the head a Christian woman baby three-in-a-bed. Enough for four or more stories. So....*
*. yep!
Nobody's perfect Jake..:)
Thank you Daniel, Jerry, and Linda. P.s. You got that right, Linda.
Stand up!
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Ba da bing. Take my wife.
Women, eh? Thanks for the smiles, four of them.
Splendid. I like the first one best. *
Pretty sure it's praying mantises. Though I could be wrong.
It IS praying mantises. Black widow spiders tend to pass up the cigarette, too, for something more substantial. Mom Nature's not especially kind to us guys. No wonder we're the ones despoiling her domain. (or is it vice versa?) *
Great punch at end - not always the case but we get our share of decapitations.
We're good for he seeds but not for the plants.
Thanks to all of you for the comments and the chuckles.
I hate it when I'm decapitated after sex, but it's happened more than once.*
Gary: You, too?
* I love the third one. (But it should be him not them in the second sentence.) These all work well together.
Great opening. I like the piece.
These are great! *
Ha! Hi Jake.*
Joani, Christian, Sam, Nicholas. Thanks for your kind comments and the favs. Wow!
Love them all but especially the first one. It's just great. *
Thank you, Charlotte. YOU'RE great!