3732 8 4
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But although her culinary plans are running smoothly, my mother’s mood is lethal. Look closely and you can see thin plumes of smoke escaping from her mouth and the tips of two horns peeping between the rollers on top of her head. This is not uncommon for
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3726 18 4
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I’m not sure if it’s Punkin or her pink fuzzy bunny slippers that I love.
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3724 27 10
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Back when I was fifteen, Svengal, Mohammed and I used to scamper up to the roof of our sixteen story apartment building and use it as our Masturbatory. We called it that because it served as a sort of observatory where we could diligently perform our rece
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3719 1 1
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She would occasionally grant a surgical intern sexual congress.
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3716 60 24
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She’s waving, Hey, I’m home! Like nothing’s happened. Like weeks haven’t passed since she left.
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After our date, my sister, who has a boyfriend, came over with her Weimaraner. I started instantly to tell her of my sex with Nils. She shirked the conversation, tried to change the subject, and more than once, I persisted. I wanted her to hear about it.
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3703 28 15
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When I was miranda and my mother Rose, ours was a skinless intimacy. miranda in Rose's womb, captured in an essence of love, anger, frustration, fear, the overwhelming stress of Rose's life heavy syrup that kept the bond between spirit and body weak and
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3696 21 18
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On her lunch break, she dumps Luis for Daniel Towens, the ugliest man in the county.
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3685 9 3
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The warrior would prepare for death by writing a death poem. Sometimes the samurai would begin the ritual and write his poem in blood.
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3683 17 14
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a chosen cantaloupe a child let loose . . .
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3673 39 26
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"Oh, abracadabra," she muttered.
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3664 8 7
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To find myself in a straight relationship which challenges my communications skills and tries my patience while improving my status among my peers and family.
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3660 57 26
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If there had been arranged marriage in eighth grade, the grade it used to be and still sometimes is when children left school to work in the fields, I would have hoped that my parents would have arranged for me to marry Mike.
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3659 10 6
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My brother and I had often debated whether we could get our father to shave his moustache off, just to see if his sophistication remained intact without it.
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3657 3 1
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I became a fool for Adrienne Parker the first moment I set eyes on her.
Whenever Parker walked into Oliveira's Cafe my breath would stop. I'd try turning away, then find my gaze locked on her face. Maybe it was her bare arms that I found so appealing
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3651 12 12
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tonight's sky is full:/each lunatic to his moon/sings separate songs.
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3644 20 11
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Maybe you should consider a few more things before embarking upon actual rescue, like: Is the victim hot? Not stove hot, idiot. Beauty hot. Will this be a triumph to save this person (like perhaps they are some Nobel laureate), or are you risking you
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3640 7 6
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Nobody goes over there cause that’s where the body was found. A little one. Half in and half out the water, waded up like paper.
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... must we turn again (and again)/
to an orchestra stripped of wind and drum?
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3632 19 13
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Was that the door slamming?
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3630 25 10
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Class differences in New York (and if you believe F. Scott Fitzgerald, in America, generally) are best viewed from the beach.
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3625 10 6
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When I was young, my mother told me that J. Edgar Hoover was a homosexual. I don't remember exactly when or why she shared this tidbit with me. This was, after all, fifty years ago. But Mom wasn't a homophobe, so I'm guessing that what intrigued her about Hoover's…
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[JESUS LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANYBODY, BUT HE'S DEAD. NO-ONE COULD EVER LOVE YOU AS MUCH, OR YOU THEM, SO DON'T EVEN TRY. HAVE A NICE LIFE! MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!]
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3612 40 37
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It is late in the twentieth century and I'm on my hands and knees for you.
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3612 5 1
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It was not until my twelfth birthday that I realised the face I saw in the mirror was not mine.
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3611 22 15
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Dear End of the World. We're having a party. Stop by if you're in the neighborhood.
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3608 19 8
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Once upon a time, on March 8, 2011, to be exact, there was a flash fiction writer named Rinsewater who had a novel idea – flash fiction writers whose stories were published by indie lit magazines must be paid for their work!
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3602 25 29
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While Kate practiced the piano in the tiny third-floor apartment, Wiley cooked dinner, jogging in place in front of the stove.
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3601 35 31
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I am not against the darkness / I can learn to live with restraint
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I used to score girls by taking them on a ride past Frauenstein, up on a hill where you could see the trees, the whole lot of them sparkling white and pink in the breeze.
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