2398 22 10
|
The Count was used to boredom but he had reached the point where he was even bored with boredom.
|
239700
|
“Why have you not voted Mindeo”, Tidi squeaked. “Because there is a third way. If we stay only here, we will eventually be driven out. To attack the erect worms to extend our…
|
239745
|
All night the moon had watched him, and he’d been unable to return its stare. Finally there was sunlight, and Joško took up his rifle and rucksack. He had trouble keeping his balance at first, but gradually his legs steadied.
|
239731
|
Sure, it was a hot day, but the driver was in the middle of a driving lesson!
|
23972012
|
...I pray for the animal souls I have taken -- panther, gazelle, hyena, vulture...
|
239799
|
Quite frankly you are ruining my life. / I know you don’t mean to, but you are.
|
23972515
|
Do you suppose you could make your female protagonist a salamander rather than a human?
|
239610
|
I sighed and looked deep into his eyes. “There is nothing more powerful than denial.”
|
239574
|
Teddy laughs like a machine gun. People back away when they hear him. Every time I see him at work, I try to make his skinny body rattle. I would never back away.
|
23951110
|
1. Allowance
2. Tooth fairy
3. JFK coin savings bank in clear plastic beveled skyscraper tower
4. Ben Franklin iron coin bank
|
239500
|
Ai picked up the ball and noticed the feathers. Wings unfurled and the head looked up. Staring deep into the bird’s eyes, Ai could have sworn she saw flames.
|
239501
|
Gordon He pressed the side of his face to the pillow and waited for the sound of birds. The room was black, the window open; when a breeze came the curtains billowed out against a lighter sky. He heard the clock. He heard the dry sound of Helen breathing;…
|
239566
|
He didn’t used to smell that way, like a rained-on boot, like the insides of a lived-on couch. ... He used to smell like he wore light, subcutaneous cologne.
|
23952013
|
A tiny story, 55 words, just enough to fit on a . . .
|
23941212
|
r luv iz gud enuf 4 a tat2
|
23941515
|
What happens in heaven stays in heaven.
|
23942617
|
The Batman says it's his birthday. I take him at his word.
|
239362
|
A piece of her skull landed here. But it fell off. Then I couldn't find it.
|
23924321
|
it ate her and then I was next in line
|
239287
|
A child in a new world/
by way of the old I won’t remember.
|
239297
|
Every night famous authors read not only to us, but to a duck. A wild female who emerged from the lake just as we were gathering, settled her gray-brown feathers down not three feet from the podium, tucked her head inside her wing, and remained there. If the duck liked…
|
239199
|
Arthur farts. Pandemonium. Miss O'Kelly shouts, “Quiet!” 32 nine year-olds freeze. “Close your books, fold your hands on your desk, put your heads down.” Obedience. Silence. Until…
|
23911411
|
“What was the line in the movie Dad?...
|
239165
|
She believes that this started with a phone call when she walked out of the deli yesterday. She believes that it started when it was snowing this morning in Brooklyn, waiting for her car to arrive, but the truth is, this journey began a long time ago.
|
23912716
|
"A prostitute of the Hotel Khadijah in Rahab fell in love with my father...."
|
2388119
|
|
23881510
|
Life was small. It was tiny even, so tiny it was hard to see it sometimes. Life curled up to make itself even smaller, to fit into the kinds of holes that insects crawl into to get away from bigger insects. Life was sad. Life didn't want to be an insect.
|
238710
|
“Honey, honey.” He tried to take her hand but she pulled away. “This is about the cup. Don't make it about us.”
|
238733
|
I got your card in the mail via my ex-wife in Saskatoon. On it you wonder where I am, if I am still writing, and if I have any stories I would send for you to look at because you think I should be published, too.
|
238751
|
I’ve never liked birds. There’s something smug about the way they look at us, we prisoners of gravity, something self-congratulatory in their songs. Maybe I’m just projecting my own feelings about being stuck on the ground, attributing attitudes t
|
