Most read stories

December 17

16681668 views66 comments66 favs

When she finally arrived it was like a cello playing inside me

Lost Dream

16681668 views1010 comments55 favs

It’s a song you knew once, begin to remember now: You’ve had this dream before.

Oedipus Speaks

16681668 views33 comments11 fav

I don’t know what happened. One day I was in her room, groping the various drawers for hidden condoms, glimpses of women’s undergarments and I found a spectacular pair of blue lace panties

Limits on Lint-Rollers Tighten as Illicit Use Spreads

16681668 views00 comments00 favs

The latest teen abuse of an ordinary household item? Late-night “lint roller” parties at which boys and girls engage in heavy “feel-up” sessions that can lead to unwanted pregnancies, white slavery and in extreme cases, marriage.

The Man Whose Wife Lived in His Neck

16681668 views2323 comments1515 favs

This is the story of the man whose wife lived in his neck. Every morning, he would turn to her and say, "Hello, Sweetheart. How was your night?" and she would answer, Brilliant! What else?

Coffee Shop

16681668 views88 comments66 favs

the/ orange/ tastes/ welcome

Wheelbarrow

16681668 views88 comments44 favs

He was ready for the rub. Tense. She could always tell. The legs, the shuffles. He had to be frantic before he would come to her, his own wife. Vanity, fright. She could read him like a book open on the table, turn his pages the way a fish flakes. "It's comfort night,…

The Comforts of a Robe

16681668 views33 comments22 favs

Woman With Water Bottles has taken up a little spot in the back of my brain, her hair tickling her eyes in the breeze.

How to Score With Freudian Chicks

16681668 views22 comments11 fav

Unlike me, Gino could walk up to a group of unattached women, say something sensitive and thoughtful like “Hey, hey, hey!”–and suddenly the fun would begin.

Jumping Beans

16671667 views11 comment11 fav

The red laser flashes. He asks if I have an Ace Rewards card. I can't even answer because my beans have stopped jumping. I wonder if the laser light harmed them. Then one jumps and another, and I hand the boy some money, suddenly very fond of my beans.

yaaaay i got the job at deutsche bank!!!!! 5 people like this.

16671667 views00 comments11 fav

you'll call it jealousy, but i promise youit's really not, because i wouldn't liketo have your life any more than i wouldmine. because really, i lead a life notunlike that of a housecat, knockingaround and getting spooked by closingdoors when i know nobody is in. what…

A Girl / An Elderly Woman / A Bear

16671667 views88 comments44 favs

A girl waiting at the door, heart in a Ziploc. An elderly woman stopping at the bank. A bear in a screaming contest with a troop of girl scouts.

Hysteria

16671667 views1515 comments1010 favs

On the birthday before he started school, he received a pencil case from his paternal grandparents. The violet, oblong pouch contained a pencil and a pencil sharpener in the same color. He didn't remember what had happened with the pencil or the sharpener, but he had…

The Esso Roadhouse

16671667 views2222 comments1414 favs

The night we crossed the Madres my father stuffed his Stetson full of cash.

Five Million Yen: Chapter 1

16671667 views44 comments11 fav

The DC-9 bounced in the turbulence over the north Pacific waking the dozing Ben Clarone.

Morning Promise

16661666 views33 comments00 favs

There are many times in my life when I look back and wonder how things would have been different if that one single day, one single moment, had never occurred. If I hadn’t gone there, if I hadn’t seen Tony, if I hadn’t sent him instead of going myse

Ripening

16661666 views77 comments77 favs

My face turns to promise more, but my insides are browning.

Of Soulful Cheese and Melted Needs

16661666 views55 comments11 fav

Two fine-young-things scan the menu board of In-N-Out Burger off Interstate 101. Dressed like twins -- hoop earrings, tank-tops and mini-skirts, ballet pumps — you could hardly tell them apart, except for their Cleopatra and Marilyn Manson hairstyles. As they…

Foundling

16661666 views2727 comments88 favs

They discovered the baby in the grass, under the snapping cotton sheets.

The Mirror Tires of Looking at Itself

16651665 views1919 comments1414 favs

Sure, to a teacher, life is a paper / but what would life be to a druggist?

Electric Delirium (ELECTRIC DELIRIUM 1.5)

16651665 views22 comments00 favs

Rose, silence her desire when she, in this moment of desire, has passed into the grey and dawdles in the margins of such a hurtful unconventionality. Bend her astray from such a becoming. It would be a horror show: intimate, endless, and bloody, just the

Coins

16651665 views99 comments99 favs

“Have you ever thought what stars are made of?” “No,” he said. The man nodded seriously. “I hadn’t either. Not until I met the Star Catcher. He told me all the stars in the universe are actually coins. Coins! Big coins. Small coins. Different colors

Fin

16651665 views77 comments11 fav

She doesn’t answer. Ten minutes slide by unmolested in the anesthesia of cheap wine and resignation, the bouncers blurring and unblurring, the room dimming, quieting, the kaleidoscope of sundown giving way to the gentle sadness of candlelight.

A D O N I S

16651665 views33 comments00 favs

They sprinkled me in the holes of Auburn Maine. They covered me in grain, and salmon colored sand. My shell had swirls of chartreuse, and chocolate painted on it. I was made from glass and Gods left eye. Picked and sorted through, we all landed into a tiny paper bag…

Star Heart

16651665 views1111 comments1111 favs

This is the place I could find my breath. I didn'tSay I understood it. I only wanted to hold someone andMeant to. I don't care about the rules for caring.This place where I could speak was incredibly far from Where I'd once met you. The place where I could…

Graeme King and the Creature

16651665 views11 comment11 fav

Graeme King was disturbed. He sat at his desk feeling his bloodshot eyes rolling backwards, impatient, leaden in their sockets. Could he believe what he had just seen? Surely not. Surely the late nights spent absorbing the relentless pulse of his computer screen…

PORNOGRAPHY

16651665 views44 comments55 favs

PORNOGRAPHY First He went across the floor to where she sat. One sleeve of her shirt dropped to show her shoulder, salted and brown. One hundred fish filled the wave. Now, he said. Now is now. Second The car wouldn't…

Patriot Ford

16651665 views1313 comments33 favs

As American as hotdogs and apple pie...

City of Masks

16651665 views88 comments55 favs

"There is something in the air. It makes people sick, makes them want to die. They cannot inhale too deeply for fear that it will turn them mad."

What Is Life?

16651665 views00 comments00 favs

He heard her crying out behind the curtain that had been drawn around the bed. Each cry was more strained than the last. She complained about the burning, called the nurses "putane" and threatened to rip out the device they'd inserted into her. He sat t