1715 7 3
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Why don't we do it in a yellow submarine?
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1715 19 18
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We were in the car more than anywhere else. A few days driving, then a few days to get back home.
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1715 9 8
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The stand is designed to clasp two guitars, one on either side. She cradles an Ovation in her arms, a guitar variety our high school friends used to call a soup bowl. In the stand is an acoustic-electric hybrid that I toyed with for ten…
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1714 7 4
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Before he knew what happened, Shelia ran out of his life forever with their baby in her belly.
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I describe mine as uterine-based hysteria or Sex Test.
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1714 11 5
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Beside her door there was a black squirrel in the dogwood she saw scratched his armpit.
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1714 9 4
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“Why do I have to sign these cards? You haven't written your dreaded holiday letter yet.” “I told you not to complain or you'd be the one writing it. And addressing the envelopes. Then you can stamp them and take them to the Post Office!” …
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I think I’m the best Marilyn Monroe there ever was.
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We spend life, or much of it rather, chasing epiphanies promised to us by hip prophets and free spirits.
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So, how did they meet? After years and years of starvation and gruesomeness and lack of human contact because there were no humans left, only walking corpses, a woman gently lifted the sixty-pound dead man's penis with a cool washrag and wiped him clean. The dead…
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Belief is a hammer, like saying the mind is a piece of iron.
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Our Lord Savior Google/ answers prayers without prejudice/ and leaves the self-hatred up to you
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“Phennias Jessup is his name. That’s his death’s head scroll, an hourglass, bats, spirals and angel’s wings on either side of the top part of the stone. "
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He picked up the bottle of gin, looked at it.
"Not a lot left," he said.
"There's enough," she replied. She took the bottle and lifted it to her lips. "Are you ready?" she asked.
"For what?"
"You'll see."
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“Lightning has more longevity than I,”
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I'd been working for two years as a barista in a Starbuck's in a giant, two-story Borders in an upscale mall on Rt. 355, a main artery between Washington D.C., and Frederick, Maryland. I'd finished my M.F.A in 2000 and was trying to build up steam for more grad…
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The dogs shit on the roof and then, every two weeks or so, the man in Apartment 311 climbs out the window with a plastic shovel and scoops the shit into a white plastic bag, which soon grows heavy with dung, dangling from his black-gloved wrist.
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I wanted my sister to not be in that box. I wanted my parents to laugh again. I wanted my friends to actually be my friends and not call me hurtful names behind my back. I wanted my awful cousin to have never come into my room in the middle of the night. I…
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The rain pelted down, it got dark, and they couldn't see a thing. The wind roared like a thousand locomotives.
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He pulls on his wispy goatee and shifts his weight a few times from one foot to the other. That doesn’t help. It rarely does, to be honest.
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One day my mother's lover shaved his beard and legs. Said he couldn’t fit into his tight jeans anymore.
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He was still on the ground...
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stoplight - (haiku love series - #2)
eyes lock in a gaze
glimpses of my future spark
then you walk away
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The girl who was me stands in a sandbox with upraised arms, honey hair tied with olive yarn in two ponytails. She says nothing, but wants me to pick her up.
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I knew it was just a matter of time...
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She turned to the window, staring into the dark. A smile crept to her lips and she laughed softly. “No, we can’t. I’m Mexican and we speak Spanish.” The smile vanished and she moved to leave. “No sé qué decir… sólo puedo llorar. Nada
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The end is rehearsed over and over;/
in a world without heaven all is farewell.
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Last night, the station played me a dream of sexual promiscuity that included -- but was not limited to -- imaginative acts involving....
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Then I would say to my new friends, “My God, look at all the weight you’ve lost.” Even when they hadn’t lost any. Even when they were fatter than before.
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My wife and I are cat people. Indeed, that's how we met. We met at a wake.
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