Shredded
by Erin Zulkoski
I stand in front of my closet, trying to find something to wear. Everything I own is a tattered, ripped mess. I pick out a shirt and pair of pants that aren't too badly shredded and carefully put them on, taking great care to not ruin them any more than they already are.
Next, I make my way into the bathroom to shave. I lather my face up with shaving cream, take out my razor and bring it down my rough cheeks. I move to my neck, and end up taking a slice of skin off near my Adam's apple. I examine my neck in the mirror, and look at the stream of blood running down my neck. Normally, a man would grab a bit of toilet paper and apply it to the knick, but I do not. Within seconds, the stream slows to a mere trickle, then to nothing at all. In fact, there is no evidence I cut myself, except for the shaving cream that has turned a light pink, as the blood mixed in.
I grab a towel from the bar next to the sink and wipe my face clean, and give myself a look in the mirror to make sure I've gotten all the foam off my skin.
"James Logan, you are a freak of nature," I say to myself. Then I stab the mirror with my adamantium claws, shattering it into a million pieces.
Seven years bad luck? Fuck that. I scoff at that, actually. When you are a mutant with exceptional healing powers and metal claws, superstitions are laughable.
HUGE Ackman!
Nice work. Always love a good superhero piece.
I didn't even have to look up anything to get your references, but then again, I've been known to write about superheroes also and my profile pic is ridiculous. Full geek status here.
Mary and Christian: thanks for reading.
And you are in good geek company.
this somehow gave me the shivers!
Estelle, you know, it kind of did me, too. the whole shaving part kind of creeped me out a bit.
But thanks for reading regardless of shivers :)