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OK - imaginary hubands... you know who you are! Now it is time to earn some money and wash the car!
Confession: Chris Bell proposed hiding a few dozen red roses behind his back. This could have been the highlight of AWP if I hadn't already been marrie
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‘Do I still ‘respect’ you? Ha! - there’s a sweet old-fashioned phrase! I don’t know, maybe not so much ...
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Make cartography with your mouth...
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He imagined them raining down on her and then, like little radio towers, transmitting the sensation of her skin and warmth to him. He could feel her from the other side of the plastic. She could stay there, and he would feed her Chicken and Stars.
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What I want to know is where you proposed to that woman who will be your wife. Was it Shackleton’s hut? Was it where we heard the Weddell seals? Was it the McMurdo greenhouse where you keep the tomatoes and flowers?
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What’s this world coming to when guys have to watch their backs for welders?
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What I wanted was long-in-the-sheets sex...
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Pushing his jeans down around his ankles, he knelt, and pressed his moist dipstick against my hole. “Do you always do this on a first date?” he said
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“I’m surprised you haven’t fucked yourself to death, too,” he added, “given your record.”
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Oh baby, I said,
is that a Proton Synchrotron Booster in your pocket
or are you just happy to see me?
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I watched myself tilt my head and coyly smile in the bottom right corner of the chat window-the two off-kilter lamps in the room were casting an asymmetrical shadow over half my face.
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She closed her eyes. She blocked out the congenial guys and the lackluster party and the couple in the elevator. She thought about Harrison Ford as Han Solo in "Return of the Jedi."
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She was intimately acquainted with automobiles having boffed a number of dealers, mostly purveyors of high end-marques. They seemed to have better technique than Chevy and Ford people.
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