Picking up Physicists
by Frankie Saxx
Oh baby, I said,
is that a Proton Synchrotron Booster in your pocket
or are you just happy to see me?
How about we go back to my place,
and I'll inject my beam.
I said, I wanna have your boson.
He said, the particles have to be stable
they are prone to decay.
I know precisely where we are.