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Picking up Physicists


by Frankie Saxx


Oh baby, I said, 
is that a Proton Synchrotron Booster in your pocket
or are you just happy to see me?

How about we go back to my place,
he said,
and I'll inject my beam.

I said, I wanna have your boson.

He said, the particles have to be stable
otherwise
they are prone to decay.

I know precisely where we are.
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