Picking up Physicists

by Frankie Saxx

Oh baby, I said, 
is that a Proton Synchrotron Booster in your pocket
or are you just happy to see me?

How about we go back to my place,
he said,
and I'll inject my beam.

I said, I wanna have your boson.

He said, the particles have to be stable
they are prone to decay.

I know precisely where we are.