Stories tagged sex

Sushi Tango

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"He was seriously flirting with you. All that free squid and shit! He never does that."

Intentional Households

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Bradley turns out to be a walking red flag. He approaches as I unload the U-Haul and says, "Hi, I'm Bradley. I'm not very modest so you might see me from time to time in various stages of undress." Bradley is the last man on Earth I wish to see undressed.