Stories tagged sex

Foreplay For Pacifists

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I tell you that wasn’t even on my mind, but move out of an inverted tree pose and wrap both my legs around you, girlfriend style.

Some Men Can't Handle The Shame

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Gonadista Blogsdashiva

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"Shouldn’t I be able to easily get my arms around nothing?”

the spit 'n polish

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With gum stuck to my shoe . . .

The Bird King in Love

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1The Bird King has fallen in lovewith a radiator.He adoresher pockmarked skin,her neurotic arias,her coldness,her impulsive warmth. 2Tiring of his dalliance with the radiator,the Bird King woos an armchair.She's amply upholsteredand groans dreamilywhen he sits on…

If "1984" Had A More Upbeat Ending.....

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Momentarily Winston’s thoughts muddled again. He felt his fingers twitch, a physical sensation which seemed to accompany any recollection from the past. Most of his memories were moments he’d reiterated so many times during his stay in the Ministry of Lov

Bois de Boulogne

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the wicked and the hush'd

I'm Drinking This Cup Of Coffee (A.K.A.) I've Never Smoked A Joint

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I thought about how chocolate or an hour massage, can almost trump sex. Then, I bought a chocolate bar and ate it all, without consulting the serving size. It was dark chocolate, 82%, worth it in the short term--- mmmm. I thought about getting stoned.

Resist or don't

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I move, press my mouth to her ribs and trace a line between her breasts with one, sticky fingertip. She closes deep

Lying to the Boss

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I was having festive sex flashbacks and wasn't thinking sharply.

Dog & Pony Show

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The boy is a man is a guy is a smoked snack stick is a guide to picking up chicks at online dating sites is an Axe body wash commercial is a robot cartoon is a cautionary tale is a a zombie tv series reject is a country reduced to a whining drooling dog m

Wet Rainbow

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I'm too base to ignore.

Broken Night

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Could I really seduce and rob a total stranger -- just on a dare?

Fucky-Wucky: The Work of Cretin Simpwell (or, 'Tales Told by An Idiot')

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[by Crabby McGrouchpants, posted 267 days ago]

Vaginas

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You've never seen a vagina before.