193 11 3
|
Bobo opened his mouth, sang, "Hark the Herald Angels sing," till I placed my hand over his tiny lips. "I hate that hymn. I hate Christmas and all those angloid things," I exclaimed, fiercely. "I want another planet real bad I want it. Stop drooling all ov
|
122450
|
Please direct your attention to the flight attendants as they demonstrate the safety features of this aircraft.
|
135953
|
You’ve gathered in church to wait for Jesus. Unarguable signs have let you know this is the day. This is the day of the second coming. This is Judgment Day.
It was a no-brainer to wait at the church.
|
110060
|
"I was just coming home from work listening to Consumer Dave," said Murrietta resident Mick Baylor, through his attorney, "when my eyelids started getting droopy. And he was just talking about how Circuit City was going out of business and I was. . .well,
|
1824156
|
Elvis at a Starbucks. Some graphic words.
|
183862
|
He told of the wilting heat, the fulgent landscape, the people....
|
2952
|
Peter's first customer of the day was sent through the door marked with a D. He was a man from Detroit who got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing his head through a sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.
|
18862316
|
... I know all about ax murderers because Elmo, my uncle by marriage to my sister who never had any sense was one. He done killed six women in a farm outside of Topeka in the space of they say three minutes, including my sister and her bingo friends . . .
|
132320
|
Old man Hensley was fed up. With everything, he would say, if one was so inclined to ask (which was not advisable). It was his first morning as an official retiree and, if it was…
|
906103
|
I am beginning to worry. There is something that they are not telling me. I am afraid that something bad is going to happen.
|
25400
|
At first his efforts were going unnoticed until Bill in Advertising came up with the genius "5 Dollar Foot Long"
|
49320
|
He was 5'3 with black hair and a comb over. He was 9.
|
413144
|
In Aisle 4 the hungry come that man eft seeking yogurt fruit with on bottom, ywimpled to Delores the express lane clerk that her have a nice day levin leaping lightens his load.
|
1659137
|
It’s not every day that a girl like me gets greeted with a hairy beast that orgles and spits when excited. Didn’t help none that it only had one eye. Poor little ole bugger.
|
108520
|
I love reading about myself. There's nothing more gratifying than seeing my name in the paper, knowing so many people are interested in who I am and what I do.
|
