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One of the female teachers started masturbating with an eraser in front of the kids. She was rolling around on the floor. The boys started sprouting erections and the girls were pulling their pants down and jumping them.
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“She had them up under her dress. She was making these sounds. I thought maybe she was having a heart attack, so I told Noah to run and get the nurse.
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“GONNA, goddammit! You say GONNA when you're talkin' to me! And what's this 'speaking', like you're some goddam kinda twit? When you're talkin' to me you say talkin', without the 'g'. It's more manly!”
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“Blanton's single barrel. Best bourbon money can buy, in my humble hahaha opinion.” Trueblood waved it away.
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“Bullshit called. As Sherlock would say, the game is afoot.”
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She hoped her voice would not come out too high, betraying her fright. Inspiration struck as she parted her lips to begin.
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The three-member security team moved with the caution of housecats approaching a sleeping dog.
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“Jesus Christ on a popsicle, man! The whole goddam world is watching us, wondering when we're gonna do something and here you are, just sitting on your ass waiting for...what? Goddam Godot?”
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So for the first couple three days it was party time, ya know? Oo, I mean what's got into this man! Just wouldn't stop! Then the fun sorta wore out, ya know?
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I sat in the dark, waiting for my client. Floorboards squeaked as someone climbed the stairs and stopped outside the door. At that exact moment the power came back on. I jumped at the sound of knuckles knocking on frosted glass and glanced at the bolt in the stud where I…
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Hendrian went spastic, whitecapping the water as he rolled and upended, backwards with his head and chest underwater, legs and arms thrashing frantically.
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A poison bouquet of Merlot and brown floor muck bloomed in Seth’s nose. It’s one thing to sniff a freshly decanted red and another thing to shower in it.
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he scans the headlines of the tabloids as he waits to pay. “Dog Accidentally Shoots Man With His Own Gun, Elvis's Hidden Extraterrestrial Daughter, Swedish Man Bursts Into Flames on Train Platform.”
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He got tired of the pool party, the chit-chat, the suburban posturing, and he decided to swim home.
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"Check out these dudes,” he says. “They're all wearing kilts. Not that there's anything wrong with that, as long as they're wearing underwear.
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