Stories tagged satire

Personal Hell - I'm Not Scared, Just Disappointed

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Satan is a wide-eyed Pollyanna mime who communicates with a ventriloquist dummy that corrects my grammar, speaks in internet acronyms, tells me that I’d be a lot prettier if I just smiled more and lost fifteen pounds, and nags me about how all my problems

That Being Said

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Push the envelope

My Plastic Dreams

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Once, in the past or future, but definitely not in the present, I worked as a transportation minister for a friendly dictator, whose name was neither Hitler, nor Stalin, nor Kim Jong-Un, but whose mustache was toothbrush, whose smile was sardonic to the p

Sensoria

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For Takama this created the second conundrum of the day. One even bigger than the first. When he’d first learnt that sensei and he would be boarding a flight together for a series of demonstrations in Geneva, little had he expected he would be locked up i

Water Test

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Dedicated to the memory of Leon Russell, who I’ve no doubt would’ve laffed his Carney ass off.

Moriarty lets her hair down

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He did not hear her enter the room...

Blood on Her Hands

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Only blood I got on me was pulling him over onto my seat when I got out.

Lover's Spat

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“You haven’t been listening, have you.”

Blackbeard's Blood

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I don’t care if they find the damned place. I don’t care one fucking bit.

Hardaway's Poems Piss Off DC Bigwig

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Gladstone called him a ‘goddam nihilist’--

Lunch at Luigi's

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Identification both ways was BooBoo, case sensitive.

Starstruck

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“No!” they cried

Deadly duel: Blow v. Teach

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At last, we learn if Blow has the cojones to fight.

Broke Neck, Lost Leg?

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"What?"

Playing hurt

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Rose is back. Rose is back.