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A bedridden ward of the state,/ warehoused in a nursing home,/ unable to drive to the liquor store/ for whiskey and cigarettes,

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Some of them are notorious tweakers. Nobody epitomizes the cowboy-outlaw biker more than the ironworkers, who are wired on Black Beauties they sell on breaks.

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Poor kid. She didn't mean to leave my business card on her kitchen counter next to the telephone. It was a mistake.

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I screwed my courage to the sticking point and asked him if he had shot down any Japanese airplanes. He grinned at me. “One,” he said.

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Free Country

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But if He makes you happy, stands/ as bulwark against the vast, indifferent/ and deadly universe, then cling to Him

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Back then we used to dance slowly to Sam Cooke's “You Send Me” on your parquet floors, whispering about planting our vegetable garden, planning to seed the lawn with centipede grass, promising to count all the red cars that came down the street.

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There is a price. It's on the back. If you turn it around you'll see. It isn't expensive. Everything's okay.

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Sea Floor Fever, or The Note that Came With the Stone to the Head

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In Due Time

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The goddamn artist. This was her fourth inquiry, first visit. Her eyes fluttered shut as she leaned against the cold porcelain.

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Since the divorce had gone final, the matter settled once and for all, he’d taken to a masochistic bingo of sorts.