| 2098  25  12   
 | The next day on YouTube, 3,558,019 users watched the clip of Kate dangling next to Jay Leno's chin. | 
		
		
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 | The unpublished writer remembered the carnage that surrounded his Foxhole in France and decided he was done praying.  All around lay the evidence that no one was listening.  The drunken pastor stumbled away. | 
		
		
			| 1876  7  1   
 | In 1978, a computer program became privy to my grandmother's most secret thoughts. | 
		
		
			| 1581  2  0   
 | There's this sepia-toned photograph, which my mother gave me, of my brother and me when we were still both youngsters. In the picture my brother's dressed in a skimpy checked suit whose sleeves were already too short for him — on its way to becoming my  | 
		
		
			| 1662  3  1   
 | I don’t know what happened. One day I was in her room, groping the various drawers for hidden condoms, glimpses of women’s undergarments and I found a spectacular pair of blue lace panties | 
		
		
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 | She found herself standing before a mirror, her body was not in the reflection. A pulse shot out of the glass and her heart matched its resonance. | 
		
		
			| 2179  5  1   
 | I remember the first time I saw her. I'd just pushed through the crowded bar and waited to place my order. | 
		
		
			| 1855  8  0   
 | What can I say about my brother, Stroman. We are twins and we hate each other. He is an honest, brave man with scruples. He is full of bullshit. He thinks I am morally twisted. He probably has a point there, but I don’t see what that has got to do with  | 
		
		
			| 2598  20  10   
 | We construct a paper bridge. The droid walks across it. We follow, one after another, like sentences in a story. | 
		
		
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 | —with spinster goddesses in the middle of things / circling     looms. | 
		
		
			| 1760  6  2   
 | Kitchen Knife (n.)1. A standard kitchen tool consisting of a sharp blade attached to a handle intended for cutting, peeling, chopping, slicing, and dicing.2. Used primarily for food preparation (see also BUTCHERING; BACKSTABBING; JACK THE RIPPER; DEATH BY A THOUSAND… | 
		
		
			| 1617  11  2   
 | ...and he would stumble from bed in a panic and fling the toothbrush at the mirror cursing all the while "fuck fuck why can't I forget her". | 
		
		
			| 7037  13  7   
 | When my mother called to tell me what had happened with Francine, she was crying. The minute Francine left, my mother understood that woman had bamboozled her. We got on the next jet down to L.A. and rented a car. Gina and I drove all the way out past Ont | 
		
		
			| 2023  13  9   
 | We argue on the way down.  We bicker on the walk to the bistro.  I get coffee and croissants at the bar and bring them back to our table, and she is still talking, proving me wrong, when I return. | 
		
		
			| 1878  4  0   
 | When the talking's done, they get in their cars to go wherever they go, and just as soon as that last car clears the path, the yellow-cabbed trucks are back and the men get out. | 
		
		
			| 2341  11  6   
 | (originally appeared in Lit Up)http://litupmagazine.wordpress.com/poetry/rusty-barnes/Remind me never to call youagain after you get home late,for the familiar fear of the deadbolt noise,the shifty creak of your linoleum floor,the way you throw your jacket overthe sofa and… | 
		
		
			| 1877  14  4   
 | "What I need to wear the ring for," I said to myself, "I already got his last name..." | 
		
		
			| 1086  0  0   
 | Cody had a face, a still and shivering dark basement of a face, one with a negative intake that seemed like it was leaning at a downward angle, as if falling off of itself, or committing suicide, jumping off the edge of the world and leaving behind the su | 
		
		
			| 1643  2  1   
 | Robbie Lange closed his laptop and leaned back in his chair. Yawning, he looked out the window into the black night. Another evening at the office, he thought. He counted the other lit windows in the skyscrapers around his building. “Goodnight, everyone | 
		
		
			| 1515  4  0   
 | So ya think you’re a writer? First of all, shut up. No, seriously, the very first thing you need to do, this very instant, is to just shut your mouth and take a seat. | 
		
		
			| 777  0  0   
 | Well, guys like me,  no family and  no place to go,  need someone to chew the fat with, without complications, especially after I get the news like I got from the doctor  today, | 
		
		
			| 1351  0  0   
 | Mezereon’s giant dragon heart marveled at the girl’s revelations. First, he was heartsick for her and the sad state of things back where she had come to him from. Secondly, he was aghast to learn she was a princess; for even dragons know and respect r | 
		
		
			| 292209  47  83   
 | "Tell me things I won't mind forgetting," she said. "Make it useless stuff or skip it." | 
		
		
			| 1259  4  1   
 | “Behold!” cried the Lord, on a late September morning, | 
		
		
			| 2788  17  4   
 | I was not the first to hear the dog speak, though I was, I think, the first who thought to listen. | 
		
		
			| 1919  8  2   
 | Later that night, he lay his shivering children in his own bed, the bed that betrayed and abandoned him just a few years ago. It will protect them now. | 
		
		
			| 2369  17  6   
 | “I don't think of all the misery but of the beauty that still remains.”  Anne Frank             I know. It's not quite the fun little  story you had wanted to be hearing from   me so soon after the last sorrowful one took your breath… | 
		
		
			| 1069  0  0   
 | Late last night down at Jim's Saloon 
Everyone expected that the last balloon 
Would go Boom!  The one they all saw coming 
And Lady Liberty would send the bad guys running | 
		
		
			| 1351  3  1   
 | The trouble with alarm clocks is naturally that they are miserable. And their curse is that their misery is useful: we employ them because we want to get away from them. But we would never have one as a friend. | 
		
		
			| 2067  10  3   
 | I can feel everything getting closer, the past catching up. All the cunts and cocks and clits I've ever touched. I left them all on the other side of the world, and now they're creeping back to me. |