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What have you been doing with your life?

19991999 views33 comments22 favs

Homegirl wanted someone to love her so much they could suicide together.

The Strange Edge: Have I Stumbled Upon a New Idear? (Blog)

19991999 views66 comments00 favs

Slipstream features strange events in a typical world whereas New Weird features typical events in a strange world.

The Weak Force

19981998 views44 comments22 favs

So I walk behind Sandra’s desk and I put my radioactive tum-tum right up to her beaded dreadlocks and I tell her about the nuclear energy that is flowing through her right now. She laughs and screams at me the way I am sure her daughter does when someone

Alfalfa

19981998 views99 comments33 favs

The year I lick so much windowpane off stamps I have to use Elmer's glue to back the twenty-center for a postcard cash request to my mother, that I am alive note at the end of term, is the year of all the "wine" parties. "Wine" is what we put down

Fifi Climbs To the Top!

19971997 views44 comments44 favs

Fifi is one piece of work, from the Ann Coulter Tits-And-Ass Rattlesnake School Of Broadcasting Venom And Bullshit Like Goebbels...

Phlegmatic

19961996 views33 comments33 favs

Eddie Dorsett was a dumb kid. Nobody could dispute it. More than that, Eddie Dorsett was a fat, slothful, whining, shilly-shallying, phlegmatic zero of a kid, the lowest of the third-graders for certain and a prime contender for the lowest of the entire R

The Poet

19961996 views2626 comments1111 favs

...there is something quite delicious about the air between people strange to each other, something that makes my skin crackle alive with the possibility of touch...

My Old Guy Boyfriend

19951995 views1111 comments44 favs

His coarsely shaking voice, whispering embarrassingly crass old guy things in my ear, will make the blood rush to my young lady parts.

The Mouths of Babes

19951995 views99 comments55 favs

Moans and whispers woke me. I rubbed crust from my eyes and glanced at the G.I. Joe clock on my nightstand. 9:36. I pulled the covers back and stumbled out of my room. The living room light was on. Father Osborne's black suit coat was draped over the back of the couch. He…

compass/ion

19951995 views1414 comments77 favs

a question that (never) left

That One Time We Were on NPR...

19941994 views1010 comments88 favs

Twelve people in the band, the two women arrive first (arrive on time).

What We Had To Do

19941994 views33 comments22 favs

The dismantled moon was not cold in our hands, but warm, smooth beneath its shell as baby flesh. The musk of its damp, stringy innards filled us with sorrow.

Why I Want To Go North

19941994 views77 comments77 favs

we all want to go down / because nothing north can be good.

Full Tilt Boogie

19941994 views55 comments11 fav

Your tongue is enlarging... wait, it’s growing hair. No, wait, it’s planarian flatworms, an earthy taste oozing down your throat. A terrible itching spreads from your solar plexus, under your skin everywhere. You know if you scratch even once, you won

COYOTE BAIT

19941994 views11 comment11 fav

Light was always fucking with you in LA, especially in the afternoon where it possessed a golden hue that could knock you over if you weren’t careful. Its beauty reminded you of what you lacked.

Tremor

19931993 views1515 comments1313 favs

I ask because she's the animal person, not me. She understands animal behavior.

Valley Rugstore

19931993 views1414 comments33 favs

He hunched low and forward on his bike, his 14-year old self, flying down the dusty back roads of this Great Midwestern Land, his head full of the smell of the algebraic girl he sat behind in math class just hours ago.

Albert Walks

19931993 views88 comments55 favs

Albert Walks When Albert walks he is astonished. Ripe fruit falls to the ground at his feet, offering itself. The earth's tremor rumbles, celebratory, through his mended shoes and up his shins. The birds darting through the sky above …

Digging a Hole to the China Sea

19921992 views2323 comments1313 favs

Could sampans fall upward, sailing from the bottom of the Earth? If so, which way would their sails bend—up, or down? And would the strange China Sea follow suit? Would salt water geysers spurt from the hole we dug, flooding the streets of Seattle?

Happiness

19921992 views88 comments33 favs

Was I a dreamer? Was I asking for too much?

Colin Powell's UN Clown Show

19921992 views11 comment00 favs

Not that Dick Cheney gave one rusty rat's ass about what the UN might want. Fuck those poop countries!

Threesome

19921992 views99 comments66 favs

Six kinds of crazy, he said. That told me everything. It told me enough.

All Will Be Well

19901990 views1818 comments99 favs

Jesus will walk on the water. Judas will walk on a technicality.

Forgetfulness

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But the urge now is to unknow the urgency with which I forgot my self-description.

The Serious Writer and His Penis

19901990 views4747 comments2222 favs

Only strong personalities can endure such size, the weak ones are extinguished by it.

Power Play: A play about power today in one act

19891989 views00 comments00 favs

I tell them “Talk to me like I’m a 12 year old” so they do it and not only do they do it, but they pretend they’re not doing it because it’s normal so what would it mean to be doing something it’s just how they talk

Shiny

19891989 views1212 comments88 favs

I'm slim, baby, caramelized as a Slo-Poke buried in the fatty acids of some old dog's guts. The way they creep, frantic with finesse, free, locking their eyes in the dental mirror. It's wrong, maybe, but who'd dare to declaw them? Look at it from their angle, the one that…

Ghost writing

19881988 views1212 comments1010 favs

'This dude’s whole life must be in this book. It’s like, a man diary.' The thought makes her laugh.

Time to Rest

19881988 views3131 comments1919 favs

the mighty mountains sighed, and the wide seas heaved

Ah'd love to kiss ya

19881988 views1414 comments1111 favs

“What was the line in the movie Dad?...