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The eggs got badder as the cook got madder
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1892101
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I told you that I have homicidal urges that alternate with ones of the suicidal kind. You flicked an imaginary speck of dust from your fat, fleshy forefinger with your ultra-flexible, wimpy thumb.
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18921110
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i never much liked Elvis
never did then never do now
he was no Kris Kristofferson
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18921310
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He'd tend the door himself in high lace up boots, orange rhinestone hot pants, a tight black t-shirt, and black boa with orange swirl.
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189221
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The Bridge Barstow had not wanted to listen to Griff. Griff was not making the right decisions, or he thought Griff was not making the right decisions. Thought he was walking a…
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189100
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The tsunami started, ironically enough, with a phone call.
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189196
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The thunder rolled like an old Bob Dylan tour...
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18911413
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I formed a snowball in my bare hands. Hard as a rock, I let her fly.
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189162
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D'ya have to be so rough?
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18911910
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A constellation appears in the shape of Van Gogh’s missing ear.
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1891173
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My swinging purse sent saucers tinkling to the tile and the copper-headed waitress flew over, swooping on the shatter, clutching clean forks like a handful of flowers.
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18911511
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They say, we have hangnails.
I say, I have a bruised leg.
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189164
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"When we say something is good, beautiful, pious, or brave, what idea or image do we hold in our mind?"
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189131
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"Heaven-high, choking on our own breath and each other's tongues."
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189042
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The little Hannibal Lectors had run like bandits away from the flames and had latched on to their equipment and gear. They screamed as the bugs crawled all over them. When they got back to the station they had to quarantine all their stuff so the bugs w
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189000
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Some say the simurgh is an enormous bird with four wings, teeth, and a human face, able to carry off an elephant in her talons.
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189000
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That was really the problem with leaving. She had to leave everything, could take none of the perfection with her. Anything she took would’ve been too little, or too much, once removed. Once not in his house, not in his vision or touch, the magic would
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Ancestry.com The Liverpool census in 1851 lists him:Thirteen years old, Irish. Occupation: beggar. Only that. I will do more for him.I will see him in torn jacket and too-short pants singing all day of the fields, the cliffs,…
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189066
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But the best thing about Rebekah
was the way she floated always
beneath the scent of woodburn
and dusty Middle America,
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189083
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I was making good bread as a New York studio musician and jingle writer, anonymous back-room jobs.
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189041
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She had plain features suggestive of a Native American, which in fact, she was, partly, and she rarely wore makeup of any kind. She easily might have been indistinguishable in a moving crowd except for her loping gait and a tendency to move her hands arou
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18902212
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I liked the taste in my mouth, mint and cigarettes and fresh and filthy.
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1890103
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A crash, a loud tear screams through the house. A coffee table continues its dutiful life as a bitch.
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189044
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She lets go and it slides back too slowly.
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18901813
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My uncle looks into the bleached eye of his cat and asks
"What happened to my ear?"
The meerkat’s eye replies:
"You had cancer. Remember?
They had to cut off your ear to save you."
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1890148
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You always complained that Christmas/
ruined your birthday/
sister.
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189053
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He never bothered converting the tip money he pocketed at the Imperial Street 24 hour car wash as his world was replete with 25 cent transactions, making quarters the perfect coin for his realm.
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189011
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I'm not hungry now
The darkness swallows me as they eat.
I'm starving now
With a pain I can't defeat.
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188910
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This is about a mescaline trip that went wrong. It happened back in the '60s and I know, the '60s have been done quite to death and nobody ever gets the trip right but--you'll like this one. Joey and…
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188900
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He was jolted awake from his light slumber by his pod crash landing. Landing? That means he found a planet. He opened the pod and got out to stretch his legs. He looked around. "Wow, and I thought Aleria was advanced. This is amazing."
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