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"It is my argument that a pious fraud has been perpetrated so as to subject mankind to the most humiliating of intellectual enslavements."
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Dear England,
Please send me a redheaded boy, fire-red, please. We have one girl aflame but the others are stone yellow or dark as the sea. The flames are so easy to spot from afar.
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Men she walks by gesture at their crotches. “You want a piece o’that?” they ask.
“No, not really,” she responds.
Lately though, she has been dreaming a lot about food.
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...an aggregation of physical nature with the abstraction of 'applicabilty,' more than just a word, but a magickal spell that conjures technology out of ecology.
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He bounds like a lunar explorer into the Edinburgh Castle, the goofy porcelain busts glaring at him with contempt.
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The day the thinking factory imploded everyone for miles knew there was a problem. The sound of the walls crumbling in upon themselves was heard for miles, or perhaps it wasn't.
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Then it started extruding tendrils and tying them all into intricate knots.
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They stride the earth of their own accord, knocking down bridges, buildings— obliterating whole towns with each pendulous swing...
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96220
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"Oh, God. What do we say?..."
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78200
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This is what you have to do to keep the unruly parts of your brain from open revolt.
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96930
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He's got a rager for Casablanca, the old Bogart and Bergman classic. I can't snap him out of it.
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9011
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Suddenly the backpack seemed awkward in its insouciant assumptions.
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140043
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The following was written under disagreeable circumstances, in that I was present for them.
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It’s true that there are many accounts of fascinating Amish dinnerware, but none is more interesting than Samuel Stoltzfus’ Divining Plate, forged in 1881.
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One of the women is a brassy blonde, and when she takes off her coat, I almost choke on a french fry. She's wearing a t-shirt with some writing on it. "Good girls do bad things," it says.
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