If you ask me I'm thinking I'm just blowing off some steam, some hot air that doesn't add up to the old cliche of a hill of beans. A hill of fucking beans.

"I see how little kids might find you creepy," she says between red velvet bites...

I was in a nunnery wondering how I wound up in the midst of so many nuns as it wasn't my nature to hang out with nuns. I find them tedious and redundant, though I do have to say I appreciate their economy with words. You never really saw a…

The falcon cannot hear the falconer. The rain comes down in sheets.

Soccer Tease Nerdvana Ballsa Wood Pulp Friction Spam Folder Fetal Position Wayne Newton’s Yacht Late Bloomers Sir Real Geese

It was as if every wrong foisted upon his ancestors stirred up a war in him and he was charged with intending the canon at the living.

It sits there, watching, waiting, multiple cycles over.

Sometimes he would get up at night, go outside, and stand in the middle of their back yard.

That is then and the devil reigns in the here and now. Tonight I am the barfly and tomorrow I die.

I can’t move - I try to move my arms - I try to move my legs - If I can scream then that will wake me up - I scream

The intergenerational composition of many vacation rentals can lead to strife, as jokes that win laughs among the elderly fall flat on teen ears, and the satirical humor of adolescents is perceived by senior citizens as “flip”.

I let the little fingers slip thinking they couldn't stand to hold on anymore. When they were done they said addled and I was left behind in the room with only my hand. I hurt myself trying to picture the pretty girls and they took out a piece above my eye. …

I had to go to the lost and fondue.

There's no rain--there hasn't been rain in weeks--but the clouds are dark without the sun, and I can't see the stars.

That morning in the driving rain a sequence of automobiles appeared on the streets in the region with headlights in the form of television monitors