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In his heyday, Burt Reynolds owned $100,000 worth of custom-made toupees.
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I came to a field where, scattered around, were quite a few men digging holes
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say no / to me / and devastate me / and I will take it / as god's will / to drown me / in a vat / of my own / entrails
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I advertised in the local paper for a model.
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She thinks this is the place she dreamed
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Despite the newly bright bricks and the working clock, Cassie couldn't help but take a deep breath before entering King Street Station. She had always tried to hold her breath when her family cut through it on the way to Mariners games but had never succeeded, not…
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But this ache wouldn't leave me.
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Cat summoned for jury duty in Boston
Wayward hawk loose inside Library of Congress finally caught
(God only knows what happened to the doves)
Vacaville roof collapse blamed on bird droppings
These are a few of my favorite things
Piano mysterio
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And, if you look real close, you see there’s a bullet hole next to his left ear. A stray one went past his head and straight through Santa’s heart.
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Where we’ve penned heart shaped question marks, seeds sprouting bowed heads, a congregation of confused supplicants.
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"The Chinese don't have no Mardy Grah, bitch."
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Rises monstrous out of the Baltoro GlacierPlaying poker with oxygen levelsPlays leap frog with embolisms.Malice and vanity join forces somurder guns the air even beforethe Death Zone. Down suits, bold and cockyregisters the climber's ambitions. The Serac , a…
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I found a diseased fish / wedged between some boulders near the pier
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Me sad because of results set forth in my life story.
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Osama couldn’t see any reason he shouldn’t retire. No way he could top BP Oil in the Gulf or Pacific Gas & Electric in San Bruno.
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The silver urn of ashes inscribed
with his unknown name.
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Ben was not a happy musician.
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The cellar smelled like an aroused muskrat.
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Your brother is not really blind.
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Two women are escorted to the desert, where they are shackled to the ground. Who are they, what have the done, and will they survive?
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The last chick in the nest
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She is alone in the ocean
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The lawyer is having a party the next weekend.... He's celebrating because he won a court case to have his alimony reduced.
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She buried her secrets in a bowl of brownie mix....
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As the music concludes, I'm finally in control of my emotions . . .
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In the state that the stars fell on,
Love and I stumbled upon bits of God
where he forgot sky and moon, too.
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Finally my daughter emerges from behind the silver curtain, riding piggy-back on a gigantic proboscis monkey. She's preoccupied by his nose, and wrings it like a wet dishrag with both hands. If it hurts he's not showing it.
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we all die from the bottom up
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