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Brave New World

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awoke in confusion, fear and hurt never seen before that day a year past

My Brain is a Pre-Historic Babe Magnet

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Ug seemed kinda down in the dumps so, uncharacteristically for a male hominid, I asked him why he looked so glum. “Ug no find nice girl,” he said, poking a stick in the dirt.

Surveil

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“I want you to know that you are being watched,” Ernie said. “I have trained a camera on your work station.”

bathing suit

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The bathing suits are like Christmas dresses.

To Hit a Woman (Lightly)

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Tension slipped from my grip on the dagger as my legs and faith fell apart.

Note to Vera Wang

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Vera Wang I saw you on Oprah today girl. Oh no no no.

On Mars

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We brought oxygen with us because we knew, everyone knows, there is no air on Mars. Everyone told us this as they waved goodbye back on Earth. Jay's mom even said, “Goodbye, honey, have a nice time and remember, there's no air on Mars. Are you aware of that?”…

Ilex Cahokia and A Common Piece

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remembering Cahokia, a place we rent near the water's edge, for we dare not enter

Tiger Milk (Part 2)

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"...easier to get milk from a male tiger than mercy from him."

The Monolingual’s Regret

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Polylinguists lash me with tongues I cannot conjugate

Waffle House Worker Survives Wild Ride on Car Hood

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After three teens took off without paying and he clung to the hood of their car He wasn’t trying to be a hero sandwich or otherwise but climbed onto the hood when they tried to run him over There was some question and dispute over th

where horses stood ground

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Where horses once were tethered grows their grass . . .

Cleavage Cont.

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"My tits, " she instructed "aren't for public consumption".Everything was actually muffled and my ears began to bleed because of how progressively louder the thumping was in the center of my chest. Stacy decided to emphasize her point of disliking the objectification…

When To Wear Mascara

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it's time for the cold, antiseptic cloth to briskly remove the evidence.

SNOW ANGEL

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I do this when I think of you. Today we took the first steps towards you're never here.

Her

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It's time, more than anything

The True Price of Bed and a Bath

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So it's me and two other girls...

Text Adventure

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Twenty-two tornadoes tore through Toronto, spiraling steel and stone to the streets where she stood, texting her best friend.

Girlfriend

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As a rule, she calls me whenever she’s waiting for her train or bus. ‘Hiya… How’s life-’ she starts off sweetly. Even though I should know better by now, I can only respond in the same old way. I’ll say: ‘Hi Kate!’. Next, I’ll try to te

Valhalla After Dark

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In traffic I cry bloody murder, but my bloodlust subsides once I'm in Valhalla. Chip Whitehead wants to see me on the 22nd floor before I start my shift. Charlie and the other suits have been looking at me funny since I sent Chip a memo suggesting the recession…

Arcana Magi Pure Vol.2 - c.4

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Mayumi could see as far as her eyes could, all the buildings hugged by the trees. Roads stretching outward as if reaching for something far away.

more horrid haiku

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a mere forty years/and maybe you become twelve,/maybe sixty-three.

Wall-to-Wall Bullshit (or, 'The Unauthorized Autobiography of Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. Esq. III')

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"I can't believe my 'best friend' and my 'girlfriend' would actually start dating if I authorized and coordinated repeated threesomes for us!" Robert Eww was saying, holding aloft a dagger and book, with an olive wreath around his head.

A Paper that Changes Things

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The dowdy woman in fart nailed the vim.

Mausoleum

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you might as well be blind

Prisoners (edited)

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This cell the sole certainty, all else steeped in mystery. Why should we be here?

Milkmen

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I can barely pick out the numbers on the houses

Whoever Said

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Though we came to life as to a school/ We leave without graduating

Not Creative

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a poem about things exploding/burning down/scattering for miles.

Larry's "Gonna Die" Parrtayye

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When we started plans for the party, none of us wanted Larry to die, most of all Larry himself. Actually, when we first started plans for the party, Larry wasn’t dying.