Stories tagged politics

der Morgenmuffel

681681 views55 comments11 fav

I sat on the corner of her desk ... Angela Merkel can be a sweetie when she wants to be.

BLAH BLAH

10281028 views99 comments1010 favs

I get out of the pitstop at the reststop, wade through parking lot hiphop. Hummers with Jesus Luvs George W bumper stickers, and a subdued slow hurricane of dour obese women in powder blue and tepid brown walking about the place like zombies. And I see t

Highway Robbery

768768 views11 comment00 favs

I knew her face but not her hair, at least not the right way up.

Waiting for "Barney" (Mordecai Richler's version)

961961 views33 comments22 favs

But there’s a special place in my heart for Richler’s tour de force of a novel, his grand finale, Barney’s Version. It has everything — humour, a whiff of mystery, poignancy, a suggested reading list for a literary illiterate like yours truly, the Falstaf

Dotting every 'i'

799799 views33 comments22 favs

“Why is it that you give a woman a bit of power and she turns into a man” said a new intern from the copying room “You can hear her balls rubbing on the carpet as she walks”

Just a Joke

782782 views22 comments00 favs

The pizza was perfect, ingredients genuine, not artificial: crust charred slightly; cheese gooey; sauce steaming, requiring careful eating lest the mouth suffer burns. Such quality was becoming rare around town. The product in Manhattan, by and large,

SIX POLITICALLY INCORRECT SONG LYRICS

13281328 views11 comment22 favs

I hope I don’t have aches and pains in heaven Cause here on Earth I ache in all my parts These old bones don’t have the spring they used to I sure hope heaven has electric shopping carts

Our Last Tea Party

562562 views00 comments00 favs

It’s the Tea, stupid. Drink up.

Me and The American Dream

4242 views11 comment11 fav

Last time I saw the American Dream was last Tuesday, down at the Unemployment Office. He was looking pretty worn out, as if being unemployed for over a year was finally getting to him.

Conceived in the New Liberty

10751075 views66 comments22 favs

Each mobile unit carried an Alsetex grenade launcher for dispersing tear gas. Any group of five or more people was deemed suspicious and immediately dispersed by roving patrols.

Enigmas

493493 views11 comment11 fav

Fish don't walk.

The I-Penis

409409 views22 comments11 fav

You’ll end bar-hopping once and for all You’ll never leave the house Steve took this one with him to the grave because he knew nerds everywhere would stop speaking to him Yes, that’s right, it’s the magnificent new I-Penis with built-in 10 m

Here's the Trouble

1616 views00 comments00 favs

I live in the Grilled Pork Tenderloin with Cabernet Mustard Sauce, and she is a hard mistress if there ever was one. So, go easy on me.

More Alleged Victims of Botched Buttocks Surgery Emerge

1919 views00 comments00 favs

If you too have been damaged in the behind, you know, kicked in the ass multiple times, metaphorically or otherwise, you are encouraged to come forward with the evidence, while the tracks are still fresh.

Foreclosure

1515 views00 comments00 favs

Mirror, mirror, on whose wall? Now we can’t even play foosball