Being simple like this, knowing a thing is done by doing.

I heard you liked the back seat too, Honey I heard that you liked to hear me coo Well, I was just like you But then I started feeling kinda funny And I pulled my own heart apart Sniffing at its neck like you used to do And now I don’t know a

“Emma,” I said, “will you quit staring? What about the meatpacker’s hope for his daughter?” I asked. “Have you even thought about that?” “Once you get off the moon, maybe,” she said “Honestly, after so much lamb and schwarma I could go for a

Communism Capitalism Gism or Gysm, either way Avoid anything with an Ism Catholicism Botulism Socialism Skepticism If its got an Ism in it Avoid it, okay? (Advice for our newborn daughter) Avoidalism is okay Though So you c

and all the trees are holding/their limbs up in prayer/and rain is mating with soil

Her tall and slender father smiles and worries/ as she runs across the decrepit tennis court/ and slips under the net as if to escape// parental bonds. But, she always looks/ back at him and laughs

She cut me adrift On an iceberg of words And words melt As you know Looks like we may have Gone out on the limb A little too far without A toe-hold on Reality Doesn’t it? But I saw the headlines: Cows Bound for Slaughterhouse Mak

Oh, no, they’re ruining Hooters With these new “family-friendly” Unskimpified uniforms in Asia I mean, it’s “Hooters” Isn’t it? What could be More family-friendly Than a pair of hooters By definition they are “Family Friendly” Geez,