Stories tagged poem

Man

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There’s not enough time because we come back to the things we never learn and forget them.

Hooters Altering Iconic Uniforms for More 'Family Friendly' Vibe at New Outlets

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Oh, no, they’re ruining Hooters With these new “family-friendly” Unskimpified uniforms in Asia I mean, it’s “Hooters” Isn’t it? What could be More family-friendly Than hooters By definition they are “Family Friendly” Geez

I'm Not That Kind of Dog

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You lived in a town called Cataclysm Which was a small bustling city Right across the river from Orgasm, Connecticut But there was no specific language For orgasm there It was all multilingual And mostly you were Casting shado

Two

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i am two / one part me / another part them

"Happy Birthday Marty"

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The bum had abandoned More than half of his rich Chocolate cake In the bottom of the shopping cart The wording on the top of the cake read "Happy Birthday Doug" But it also read "From Doug" Either he was too full To eat his own words

Bunker

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Dressed as an English professor on Halloween I escape the red devil and run downtown. I go to the Art Car hangar I dance, I swing my golden brown briefcase

Song to James

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You are to me a softness like a staying, a hardness that stretches like a road.

You Can Keep the Keys: Song

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Here’s the keys to the house Here’s the keys to the car I’m going out and I don’t care I’m going out to buy a cigar Don’t bother locking up after I leave I’m not coming back anymore I’m going to drink whiskey out of a jar Go out and buy

Long Walks On the Beach: Song

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I don’t like long walks on the beach Or sand between my toes Jellyfish stinging my butt Saltwater up my nose I don’t like long lingering glances But I sure like fancy pantses And, oh yeah, a bum without a bottle Is like a car without a th

Venison

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It is hunting season in Jersey today. They say “There are too many deer in Jersey today.”

How to Stop Doing and Be

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Monday will come soon enough to get/ what needs to be done, done.

Silence

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Even nothing demands attention.

When the Meat Puppet Meets the Meat Lady

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Diamonds are for suckers Diamonds are for the miserable at heart Keep that in mind when you are busy Puffing out your chest and Slipping on your dancing shoes We were about to witness the release of souls From the captivity of flames At th

Apocalypse Haiku

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Burying the dead

Dude Fish

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the wiggly word / floats toward the crowd