How to Stop Doing and Be
Disregard John Calvin's admonitions
whispered in your ear to work hard,
acquire, and strive always to acquire more
as proof of your election to Heaven
through the mysterious grace of God.
Confront Calvin. Tell him to fuck off.
Have a nice dinner out, see a play,
and have a few drinks after at a nice café.
Stay up late and sleep in on Sunday.
Answer no texts or emails from work.
Monday will come soon enough to get
what needs to be done, done.
whispered in your ear to work hard,
acquire, and strive always to acquire more
as proof of your election to Heaven
through the mysterious grace of God.
Confront Calvin. Tell him to fuck off.
Have a nice dinner out, see a play,
and have a few drinks after at a nice café.
Stay up late and sleep in on Sunday.
Answer no texts or emails from work.
Monday will come soon enough to get
what needs to be done, done.
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I just snorted hot coffee. I´m sending you the dry cleaning and medical bills. *
Thank you, Neil.
John Calvin was a ass.
"Stay up late and sleep in on Sunday."
What a good idea! ***
Thank you, Matt.
Thank you, Erika.
He, he, "Tell him to fuck off."
Thank you, Kitty.
What Erika said. *
Thank you, Rachna.
"Confront Calvin. Tell him to fuck off."
Haha! Tell it.
Nicely done *
Thank you, Bill.
Thank you, Arturo.