You Can Keep the Keys: Song

 

Here's the keys to the house

Here's the keys to the car

I'm going out and I don't care

I'm going out to buy a cigar

 

Don't bother locking up after I leave

I'm not coming back anymore

I'm going to drink whiskey out of a jar                                                

Go out and buy me a fat cigar

 

Because I don't care anymore

You can drive the car

You'll be richer without me

You'll be richer by far

 

Here's the keys to the house

Here's the keys to the car

I'm so out of here

I'm off to look at the stars

 

I'm going to drink whiskey from a jar

And smoke a fat old cigar

Cause I don't care anymore

You can keep the car

 

You can keep the keys

You can keep the car as well

I don't really care

If you want to go to hell