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In fifth grade my mom gave me her CD player. I didn't own many CDs, only a few I remember, but I couldn't take it off my head.
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But they all know the parking prayer...
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her heart just nodded knowingly
....yes, dear
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Later your training began at the fry station. There were regular fries, curly fries, chicken tenders and breasts, and a shit ton of grease.
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He said, “It was only after I broke my neck and even like maybe a year later that I really started realizing that I had something to say.”
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I immediately felt anxious guilt, being the one responsible for opening the way for infection.
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A married woman requests a butterfly tattoo that won't please her husband from an old tattoo artist.
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A cat terrorizes a small family. They fight back.
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Born, he stood up. He wore nothing as often as possible
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The storm grew in might until it spawned the worst kind of tornado, an F-5 or Finger of God.
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He sits, a large man with a walrus mustache, pondering a gold telegraph key.
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blue plexiglass skateboard is holding the light of a turmeric sun. jacob turns it this way and that and lets it sit on its side atop parking curbs. denim legs canvas feet. looking down sign ridden streets and squinting. sometimes sun showers leak out. cotton…
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so I tighten hands with my castaway and say/you failed to impress in your folded peacock dress
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To a desert island I pick a book of crosswords for my one item. It is a desert island. What could be more practical? I awake in the middle of the night, an itch in my throat. I blow my nose. Weird gobbets of blood ring my Kleenex. It drizzles out now, wet here, gelatinous…
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It is midnight in Utah, but I can’t tell. It always looks like midnight in a cave.
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My Aunt's husband liked to dress up like a clown
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Everything's inflatable. Here we go. It's all plastic. Give it a rest, kid.You could say that I just want to enjoy nothing for now. But. Let's go ahead and buy into its precisely sealed with a rubber stamped kiss kind of survival rate statistic for…
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Airwave candy
lyrical brandy
brass band singer.
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That morning in the driving rain a sequence of automobiles appeared on the streets in the region with headlights in the form of television monitors
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When she told me to write itI did; I scratched out what I wanted to sayin quick print letters. Not all of it.I could never get it all out in an hour but thegeneral idea was definitely there. We had to finish it in the rain becausewe couldn't light the…
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Though she is looking at me, I sense she is seeing someone else. Somewhere else. Maybe a long time ago. Her hair looks like cotton and a silk scarf is draped elegantly across her frail shoulders. Plum lipstick outlines lips almost vanished with age.
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Lothario Jones rounded the corner and skidded to a stop, trying to catch his breath. He was in a tight spot. The Journeymen were still hot on his trail. His Danger Pistol was out of radium pellets, and his once-full Bag of Tricks was now empty ...
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The next thing I knew, the waiter was
pouring wine into all our glasses.
“How did you know we needed
more wine?” I asked.
His face grew red as he smiled,
“Many years of co-dependency, honey.”
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Dear Vagina,You are my oldest and dearest friend. We have been through so much together, haven't we? I remember the first day I really got to know you. It was about eighteen years ago. I thought I was dying, but it turns out I wasn't. …
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Happy Birthday to me.
It takes just a second on waking to remember,
It's June but it feels like December.
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The Rapture comes and goes unannounced in carbonated soda bubbles spicing the air.
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"What say we adjourn to the bedroom and I give you a little demonstration of sexual acrobatics?”
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She was having a laugh, but I didn't know what about. We were sitting in a big house that was on the top of a large incline. All these books were scattered around, and the walls and the kitchen, the doors and the quarter round and every other thing, was old and…
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Naked, we stood in my shower. When she kicked my tool, I noticed she had a toe ring.
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