Most read stories

Dump like no other.

15561556 views11 comment22 favs

Their dump was like no other in the country. It was bigger than the rest. And, unlike their innumerable competitors, this dump—which sat packed with trash on the surf of an ocean—was organized with care.The Elks took pride in their dump. Three…

How Veetzers Set Us Up For the Zorks

15561556 views11 comment00 favs

We're doomed as a species. The Zorks are coming to eat us. It all started when Joey Cacciatore, the dumbest crook in the history of the world, got Veetzers swarming like blowflies in 1972, and thereby ensured the upcoming…

TOP TEN LIST

15561556 views66 comments22 favs

It was only two days before Christmas.  Jonathan remembered his mother crying.

Arcana Magi Zero + Pure - c.13

15561556 views00 comments00 favs

Street by street, non-combatants ran away. Each one passed by the Society and law enforcement screaming.

check-out at the super saver center

15561556 views22 comments11 fav

There is truth you can’t escape or say any other way and expect it still to be truth.

The Poet Faces a Government Shutdown

15561556 views1414 comments66 favs

R just sent me a funny text: Nice nice shit rainbows

Sounds like leaving

15561556 views1414 comments1111 favs

chains across all the old doors

Blood Brother

15561556 views55 comments33 favs

Treasonous brother

Traumathurge

15561556 views00 comments00 favs

From Berlin to Arcturus. I squeeze Sevigny’s wrist, wish Izzy could be here, but she’s melting salt in Utah. We were on our way to Los Angeles. I’ve booked the horror room.

Remembering Ginsberg

15551555 views33 comments22 favs

Remembering Ginsberg who howled through just about everybody's idea of the real weirdo poet

when i take a hint, i take it really hard

15551555 views33 comments22 favs

it's the constant reminders of something that was never a constant remind her but i suppose there is no ticking clock on that which is wondrous and it was right right it's hard to come up with cleverly phrased universal truths and it's hard to make…

Arcana Magi Pure Vol.6 - c.5

15551555 views00 comments00 favs

The sun was at the edge of the earth. The shadows around Ayane and her friends brought the creature closer.

Band Names For Sale. Inquire Within

15551555 views77 comments44 favs

Mythical Itch and the Unicorns Working Late Jacuzzi Floozy One Erection Diego Rivera’s Poncho Frieda’s Moustache Avalanche Babushka Dolls Photographic Mammary Drool Sir Gruntsalot Uber Rubber Iota Pie Elder Geese Ladylike Rud

Me and Lord Byron at Last Call

15551555 views44 comments11 fav

Byron's achievement, certainly quite remarkable, is to have raised the drunken monologue to a literary form. Edmund Wilson

My Literary Pockets

15551555 views77 comments44 favs

I don’t know what to do with all this money flowing from my books. It’s burning a hole in my literary pocket.

The Invisible Woman

15551555 views33 comments11 fav

"She saw they were absorbed in making faces at each other with a smartphone app that enlarged a mouth."

Santa's stuck

15551555 views66 comments55 favs

Santa’s stuck/you say? In the chimney of course./The lard-arsed ol’bastard struggling

Creative Handwriting

15551555 views55 comments44 favs

I found the hand eight months ago, after I planned to grow a meadow of tiny yellow blossoms in my yard.

The Rest of the Story of Mom

15551555 views77 comments44 favs

Easing her hand with her other hand.

Population Of

15551555 views00 comments00 favs

Dominic would show them all. That stupid "Welcome to Bessemer" sign was his. It was the pride of the whole damn town. No other target would do.It was the dead of night, and Dominic rode his bike to the town line. He briefly considered spray painting something vulgar over…

my son

15551555 views33 comments33 favs

his mother brought him to me/ when he was very young/ maybe a few months old,/ born in arizona july.

Black House

15551555 views88 comments55 favs

I dreamt once a child’s drawing of a house all scribbly black crayon swayback roof crooked chimney. God, do you remember how cold it was that night?

Under the Drawbridge

15551555 views99 comments66 favs

J;>8-<=

from Presence

15551555 views55 comments44 favs

we gave divided houses / child stand up anyway

boring

15551555 views88 comments44 favs

You don't want to knowthe details of my lifethe gossipthe boring moments strung togetheracross the lap ofmy sense of responsibilityit drives methrough the daysdoing this and thatchore, check on the listi am tired and need to stop for a drinkand then, i am filled up for a…

A Memoir

15551555 views33 comments00 favs

…she smelled of sunflowers.

Raft and Rag

15551555 views77 comments77 favs

A new philosophy stirs in its surgery.

Breaking News

15551555 views33 comments11 fav

On the news they said that there was a baby born in a stable. There are rumours that he may be the son of God but initial reports are unconfirmed.

Remember to Sing

15551555 views66 comments77 favs

“Not all the birds are to be trusted, and there are other spies more evil than they are.” —J.R.R.Tolkien This may well be our own about time, time to walk out that comfortable front door forever into danger. Nothing will ever…

Contract

15551555 views1313 comments1212 favs

We discussed the epic poems/ and agreed to write a new one.