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"Hey, man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody who needs a haircut."
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Scientists have determined that a tiny freshwater organism known as the "bdelloid rotifer" gave up sex 40 million years ago. And you thought the spark had gone out of your marriage.
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A little contempuous aside by the critical theorist guy, Frederick Jameson-- that it was logically absurd to call anything that human beings do, produce or effect “unnatural,”-- has brought forth the following. We are…
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Bert also said that somebody else at the meeting was complaining about his high blood pressure, and Bert repeated what Hank had said, that he was glad to have any blood pressure at all.
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Every morning if I don't have to go potty....
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At the third or fourth discotheque I drink so much I accidentally find myself happy.
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It takes almost an hour before I drift to sleep on the bus. When I wake up in Crescent City, I’m surprised. Maybe I was going somewhere else in my sleep. Walking out of the station, it feels like a strange place. Somewhere I’ve never been before. The
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It could be fun,/
with the guns, explosives, Molotov/
Cocktails and all,
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Sitting near her desk, like a dunce cap,
red
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After dinner, I looked forward to taking a shower and cleansing myself of the day’s mishap. Cher had other plans.As I left the bathroom, Cher nipped me in the butt, taking my towel, skin, and blood with her. I remember writhing on the floor outside my sis
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Mr Robertson chuckled gently as he caught the aroma of freshly cooked cinnamon doughnuts and watched the oil leave its fingerprints.
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I had no portent this would occur, /
Ne'er did I see this happening, /
Not days before, nor those coming;
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I read my book of names. Over and over again. Our name appeared in the newspaper 254,991 times between 1896 and 1944.
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Requires one of those leaps.
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There is an empty space,
between every note in rock 'n' roll,
where they have buried John Bonham,
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A blonde girl, her youth evident beneath a cosmetic mask of bruised eye shadow and plum lipstick, claims the seat beside me on a train. A radiant six month-old gazes out from her hip, awe-struck at life, as my own son must have been at that age. I never e
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There’s a hole in my sock, just large enough that my big toe keeps slipping out.
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Weddings, engagements etc.
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Five o’clock, and Madame choosing her evening legs. Elizabeth assisting. Elizabeth will continue to assist until midnight, despite the chaos, at which point the authorities will tell her such assistance is no longer necessary.
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The serious writer looks back on a long and distinguished career as an herbologist.
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published in The Doctor T.J. Eckleburg Review.
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She looks exactly like my sister, though I do not have a sister.
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They rise up, a sullen, sorrowful/
army of reproach, staring,//
stone-faced but eyed with fire.
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If you were the ozone,
I’d want to leave you gaping.
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The ghosts run before/
attacking horsemen. A heart/
is ruptured by a spear.
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My music teacher, Luigi Biagi, told me that he was done with me. He said it was time I moved on to more specialized teachers. Since my passion was composing and arranging, he recommended Al Fine.
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You lose her. In the vortex of guttered water, her tangled hair entwines. Tornado-like. Her body spinning boisterously at its core. Her name: Izra—the wooden doll with black pebbled eyes. …
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Hunters took 925 bears in the 2020 season in Vermont
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